h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We got a point. Mac!

Yay!

And another red card. Naturally.

In future, we may as well just start with ten men on the pitch.

At least Spurs are off the top. Small mercies and all that.

Anyway, Chelsea, Everton, Man City. Miserable Christmas coming up.

Liverpool ensure Tottenham can't be top for at least two weeks.

That's what our enjoyment has been reduced too.

Everton are back to winning, we then have Chelsea and now long after have Fat Sam.

Not long after that even.

Oh look.

Arteta can't survive this surely?

Mac, Spurs have dropped eight points in a matter of days and gone from first to fifth. Normally that would be a cause of immense hilarity.

But I can't even raise a smile.

And look. City next.

Yes Jack, a chuckle and that's about it these days.

Destroyed by Citeh and Spurs get a bye to the final.

Happy Christmas, Mac.

Happy Christmas Jack.

We won a game.

And another.

And now they're talking about halting the league now due to the way cases are over here now.

Well, we can't have a situation where Arsenal are winning games. Clearly the league has to be shut down.

Utterly typical Jack.

Happy New Year in spite of all that though.

Happy New year, Mac.

Good start too. Maybe we've just sent Allardyce on the road to the relegation that he's deserved for so long.

3 in a row, though. They must have some thing really bad things planned for us.

Putting Tottenham in a cup final is a fine way to start the misery.

Then they wear our players out by making them play extra time against Newcastle.

Jack, Ozil is finally going it seems.

Hope we do something constructive with the space left wages wise now.

So Ozil has gone.

And it looks like we're bringing young Odegaard in on loan.

I suppose if he plays for even one minute we'll have got more out of him than Ozil this season.

And, in the meantime, our domestic season has come to a crushing halt.

Soon, Benfica will finish our entire season off.

Lampard sacked. <laugh

Although, to be honest, I wanted him to remain for the entire season. So...

Abramovich did it after they won a game too.

Jack, we've managed to make it through another domestic season without losing to Man Utd. Although we could stil get them in the Europa League.

We haven't even conceded a goal to them this season, Mac.

Also, Spurs are only two points ahead of us now. After the season that we've had, that pretty much confirms that they're rubbish.

And the Brighton result confirms that they're a one man team.