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The Flying Headbutt

Post 22601

McNamara That Ghost

Our consistency is there finally.

Shame on Valencia if they aren't able to follow that up on our disaster of a team.


The Flying Headbutt

Post 22602

jack white

Spurs are definitely going to make the final now, aren't they? smiley - grr


The Flying Headbutt

Post 22603

McNamara That Ghost

Well probably Jack but at least we get a week of tempering the enthusiasm.

I think they want us to get drawn in to laughing at them so Valencia can hammer us.


The Flying Headbutt

Post 22604

jack white

That's probably their tactic, Mac.

No way are we going to fall for something so obvious though.

We're going down tonight. Gabriel will probably make six goal line clearances and score a hat trick at the other end. That's the way the Gods work. smiley - grrsmiley - grr


The Flying Headbutt

Post 22605

McNamara That Ghost

Coquelin to have the game of his life too.

smiley - grr


The Flying Headbutt

Post 22606

jack white

That away goal is going to destroy us, isn't it Mac? smiley - grr

I suspect that Emery will rest almost the entire team at the weekend, Brighton will beat us, we'll drop to sixth and then get knocked out by Valencia anyway. smiley - grr


The Flying Headbutt

Post 22607

McNamara That Ghost

Jack if there is any team capable of a tame 2-0 defeat away from, it is us. smiley - grr

Brighton have been hopeless all season long, cue them getting a present of a win at our patch.


The Flying Headbutt

Post 22608

McNamara That Ghost

Well Jack they are giving us the opportunity to fall on our stupid faces again.

smiley - grr


The Flying Headbutt

Post 22609

McNamara That Ghost

And there we go.


The Flying Headbutt

Post 22610

jack white

I know, Mac.

There is no end to the pain. smiley - grr

I can't even laugh at the United fans in spite of their inability to beat Huddersfield. smiley - grr

The world can go to hell. smiley - grr


The Flying Headbutt

Post 22611

McNamara That Ghost

An absolute disaster Jack.

The season has been a complete and utter waste of time.


The Flying Headbutt

Post 22612

jack white

Funny. We've been drawn against Barcelona numerous times over the years but I don't recall them ever playing like zombies and falling asleep on the job. smiley - grr

So, if Spurs get through tonight, we'll be forced to support Liverpool in a CL Final. That would make me feel dirty. smiley - grr

But not as dirty as the alternative. smiley - grr


The Flying Headbutt

Post 22613

McNamara That Ghost

Jack...


The Flying Headbutt

Post 22614

jack white

Okay, Mac. The entire universe has gone to hell in a handcart. smiley - grr

I just don't know what to say.

There just aren't any words left to describe how terrible everything is.

A comedy club in the Champions League Final.

The Gods are playing their ultimate joke this season. In the unlikely event of them letting us through tomorrow it'll be purely because they've recognised that the worst thing they could possibly do to us is make us lose a European final to Chelsea in the same season that Spurs become European Champions. smiley - grr

I'm just.... I dunno. There's nothing more that I can say... smiley - sadface


The Flying Headbutt

Post 22615

McNamara That Ghost

Jack this will go down as the worst season of all time won't it?

There is no possible scenario save from our relegation that they could have concocted which would be worse.

We are bound to go out now.


The Flying Headbutt

Post 22616

jack white

Definitely the worst season in the history of football.

In my opinion, it's probably the worst few months in human history.

I know there have been world wars and plagues and pestilence and famines but all that stuff seems pretty trivial compared with what's happening now, to be honest. smiley - sadface

And there's no logic to it. Man City score a last minute winner against Spurs but Spurs go through. Spurs score a last minute winner against Ajax and Spurs go through. Ajax outplay Spurs and lose. Messi humiliates Spurs almost on his own and is out of the tournament before they are. Spurs season falls apart and they start playing abysmal football...and qualify for the Champions League Final. smiley - grrsmiley - grrsmiley - grr

I feel like drowning myself in a sea of alcohol, Mac.

There surely isn't a better alternative. smiley - grrsmiley - grr

smiley - sadface


The Flying Headbutt

Post 22617

McNamara That Ghost

It's all that is left now. Alcohol induced oblivion.

Tottenham have a gained 10 league points in three months or something and yet they end up being in the Champions League final.

Tottenham. The team that haven't won a league since 1961.

Damn it all to he'll.


The Flying Headbutt

Post 22618

jack white

I'm still in shock.

Nothing makes sense any more.

It can't possibly have happened.

I'm refusing to believe it.

I don't care that I saw it with my own eyes.

It did NOT happen. smiley - grr


The Flying Headbutt

Post 22619

McNamara That Ghost

What didn't happen?

Look at us Jack, the only North London team in a European final this season.

smiley - ale


The Flying Headbutt

Post 22620

jack white

And the only London team in a European Final who actually deserve to get there. smiley - whistle


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