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Post 1

msmonsy

well, here we are.....how did we get here you may ask...well, it seems that the water got turned on then we seemed to of gotten a bit sidetracked by the acrobatic pequins over here and well, the rest is history smiley - smiley
i have prepaired refreshments for all who are still with us so endulge smiley - smiley
as for the condition of the hottub...do not fear it is safe just remember not to lean too far overboard or you will find yourself lunch for the mad sharks below us......
monsy smiley - fish


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Post 2

Mike A (snowblind)

Yo sharks! R they vodka drinking sharks?
*pours vodka into sea to find out*

Lucky I grabbed that drink and my guitar otherwise I would not have my drink and my guitar!

*drinks the bizarre multi-coloured drink that was on the shelf*

Oooh I don't half feel funny. These waves do not help. Uuuugh..................................


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Post 3

Out Of Luck

Here fishy fishy fishy.. Hey look at that big fishy out there.. HEY THATS MY PENGUIN IN HIS MOUTH!!!!! GET BACK HERE... *grabs mikes guitar and jumps in after big fishy* get back here and fight like a man! *thwacks shark with the guitar* run penguin!!!!! *beats shark a couple more times before hoping back in to the tub, looks at broken guitat in hand* whops i'm sorry mike! but i saved my penguin *holds penguin up*
smiley - fish~~~~~~~~~~smiley - fish
~OOL
ps someone please say something on my page to bring my site back to life in died a while back


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Post 4

msmonsy

*looks out at the shark pouting over the lost penquin then over to mike as he cries while craddling what used to be his guitar*
ermmmmm......i think that this calls for a drink and a game smiley - smiley
*tosses everyone a rather large glass of vodka and a few chocolate fishies*
now....what sort of game shall we play??? smiley - bigeyes
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btw....i am off to OOL's page now, can't have it dieing on us now can we??? smiley - smiley
monsy smiley - fish


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Post 5

Mike A (snowblind)

Ich bin inconsolable.

But I shall still pop over to OOL's homepage.

It does not help having accidently drunk a glass of fairy liquid.
smiley - sadface


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Post 6

Out Of Luck

Dude I'm sorry bout the guitar.. umm heres a vodka bottle does that even things out???
Hey anyone up for rowing this thing to New Zealand?

smiley - fish~~~~~~~~~~smiley - fish
OOL


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Post 7

Mike A (snowblind)

Vodka will do fine. Is there any good old fashioned wiskey around though?


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Post 8

msmonsy

ermmm...well, we had some wiskey but it seems that someone has decided to set it a little too close to the edge of the hottub and the snapping turtles are now carrying it away on their backs smiley - sadface
monsy smiley - fish


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Post 9

Out Of Luck

Hey don't worry my penguins can take on a couple snapping turtles anyday.... After all i owe mike.. i did brake his guitar.. GO GET THEM TURTLES!!!!!
smiley - fish~~~~~~~~~~~smiley - fish
~OOL


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Post 10

msmonsy

OH MY!!! just look at them penquins go!! smiley - bigeyes
how did they ever learn to move like Bruce Lee?? that is quite a trick there OOL, you should be very proud smiley - smiley
uhoh!!! looks like one of the turtles is not going down without a fight..........
monsy smiley - fish


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Post 11

Anonymouse

*floats in still singing*

smiley - musicalnote Run to the hills smiley - musicalnote
smiley - musicalnote Run for yo-- smiley - musicalnote

Hey! Where'd da music go??? *pouts*

*Spies shards of guitar* *SOB*

Oh wait! *reaches into somewhere unknown*

Here, Mike.. Bwand new! Now PLAY. smiley - winkeye


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Post 12

Mike A (snowblind)

"You walk through the subway his eyes burn a hole in your back.
A footstep behind you he lunges prepared for attack!"

Da bassman's back and he's learnt a few tricks!


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Post 13

Out Of Luck

Hey mouse!! that was the coolest thing i've ever seen can anyone do that?? i gotta try... *reaches in to somewhere unknown.. Pulls hand out with pissed off shark attached to it* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it hurts it hurts.. GET IT OFF ME!!!!!!!!!!


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Post 14

Mike A (snowblind)

Having learnt his lesson, Mike A refrains from using a guitar to batter the shark. Instead he kicks it into submission, and loses a foot.

Oh well, it's not as if I'm using a wah-wah peddle.


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Post 15

msmonsy

guess this means you will have difficulty counting higher than 15 smiley - winkeye
monsy smiley - fish


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Post 16

Mike A (snowblind)

Certainly not!

Instead of using fingers I shall use Iron Maiden's Top 10 hits.

One top ten, two top ten, 3 top ten, 16 top ten...


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Post 17

Out Of Luck

Right... Anyway are there any drinks left on this cruise.. or should me and my penguins find another hot tub floating in the middle of the ocean.. I'm sure there are hundreds of them out here..
smiley - fish~~~~~~~~~~~smiley - fish
~OOL


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Post 18

Mike A (snowblind)

Is it just me or has something odd just happened?


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Post 19

msmonsy

did someone mention drinks??? smiley - smiley
*reaches under bubbles and pulls up a basket full of odd coloured bottles smiley - winkeye
i am not sure just what exactly is in these bottles but i am sure you would not mind testing them for us smiley - winkeye
*pops the cork on one and hands it to OOL*
i am sure the smoke emerging from the bottle is nothing to worry about smiley - winkeye
monsy smiley - fish


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Post 20

Out Of Luck

The more somke the better... *chugs bottle* hmmm i don't feel to good... Do i look ok to you guys??
smiley - fish~~~~~~~~~~~~smiley - fish
~OOL


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