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Now that's just begging for the obvious answer - I'll leave that to others to come back with....!!!

*marches into the dressing room and slams the door*
Right you lot, I've just come back from a meeting with the fourth official. He's very unhappy about the treatment that one of my players has been dishing out to the referee. Very, very unhappy, and not a little jealous. He says that under FIFA regulations he is entitled to equal treatment, and is refusing to retake his position until he is satisfied. What's been going on behind my back?

..I think it's more about what's been happening in front of Helena's front....!!!

Helena, your duty to your team is clear. Get stuck in!

Helena, can you get the ball into the box? Sorry.

You realise you can be red-carded for a comment like that?

Yes I can, I gave up on netball when it became too violent, and took up football instead, and as for that FIFA official, tell him I'll see him tonight. Hmm, its so hard have an internationally renowned reputation... And tell him if he pays me with a bouncy cheque again I'm going to the news of the world.

So can we pencil the second half in for sometime early next week? It's a funny old game.

It is innit boss. Sorry about weekends boss, I'll soon be home to my baby again and will have access all the time!
Hxx

*sighs* A footballer who can't play at weekends. I'm sick as a parrot.

I'm a dead one !!!

An ex-parrot! What are you lot talking about "second half?" if it's not to do with Spam i'm not sure it should be happening!

It isn't to do with spam, it's to do with oranges. There's queues of people outside striking in front of all those orange boxes. I'm fed up of blo*dy oranges! Why are we forced to eat them? Just so people can stand on them, I guess.

Let's play the second half on Monday evening, then. With a bit of luck Sky TV will show the rest of the match live then!
And what a funny old game it promises to be...

You can have spam instead of oranges!

Sorry, that should have been soap. I actually quite like oranges. A lot. And thanks for the offer of spam, Cupid, but as I'm vegetarian I'll decline - more for you?

Okey Dokey. More Spam for me!

Are you sure you should be eating Spam at this important stage of the match?

Why not? spam is brain food, well most people say it's made out of brains, but it isn't!

Yyyyyyyyyesssssss......
Anyway squad, we're wasting valuable training time waiting for this forum to download, so I want to see you all at http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=10025&thread=28838 right away.