h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Watch out... watch out... there's a Greebo about!!!

Hi there... me a cat... but me don't want to be experimented on... ok... ~grin~

Ok, but if you could use the cat flap over there (the one that leads into a dark room) that would be great.

~Greebo eyes the mysteriously darkened cat flap~... ~worried grin~... whats in there?

Oh, just a bit of Catnip and some Kitty Litter, not to worry about at all.

Me a little scared...

Well there is absolutely nothing to worry about. I go in there all the time, and I come out ali... er fine.

*suddenly from the darkroom the aroma of fresh warm donuts and milk in a glass with a fancy straw find their way to Greebo's nose causing her wiskers to twitch ever so curiously*
monsy

~Greebo wanders closer to the catflap... the smell of fresh doughnuts and cold milk... very enticing~... ohhhhhh... that smells so good...

*dramatic music begins to play in the background as the camara focuses on Greebo*
will Greebo be drawn into the darkroom or will she have the willpower to avoid the temptations laying behind the curtain?
monsy

Hmm, Monsy nice to see you there. I think Greebo is a bit scared of the room. I assure him/her/it (I have not taken a close look, and I don't want to really) that there is nothing to worry about.

Well, I will have to wait until the next time, as I am a bit tired at the moment

~Greebo looks uncertainly up at her two human companions... (me is a she by the way... and me would much prefer you not to look as well... ~grin~)... She then pushes her way through the catflap and enters the darkened room......

Dum.. Dum... Duuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!

*puts on a manical laugh* ARRRR!!! Lets see if this works. *goes over to a control panel and pushes some buttons* Now we just wait and see. *EVIL LAUGH*

oh my!!! what have i done??!! poor Greebo i led her in there, she could not resist....oh my!!! what have i done??!!
*covers face with hands and sobs*
monsy

~Tink!!! The light goes on~

Don't worry Monsy, Greebo has good odds in surviving, about 50% I think. I don't really know, as the last time I did it the cat died, and that was the first time I tried it. I am 50% sure the Greebo will be 50% ok after all this. Unless....

Nah it couldn't happen, not in my life time. Maybe for Dirk Gently, but not for me.

50%!!!! what do you mean 50%!!!??? that means she has a 50% chance of being harmed! that's my Greebo in there!!
what ever shall i do?, poor Greebo
monsy

Hey, you angry with me for doing my job to better understand the universe? If you are, I might try the Schrodinger Human experiment too. *evil grin*

*a worried and yes, scared look comes across her face* me not angry me just worried about my Greebo
monsy

If you're that worried, open it up and see for yourself. However remember that you doing that will result in the Quantum Field to collapse due to you, and that you will have to take full responsibility of what happens to Greebo. At the moment she is neither dead nor alive.

*decides Greebo is safer with her standing outside the curtain*
ok, i will stand here and wait but pleeeeaaaasssseeeee.....tell me what is going on in there!!, poor Greebo must be so frightened right now
GREEBO!!! can you hear me??, if you can please say something
monsy