Hi. As you can see from my name, I'm a huge Douglas Adams fan.

Yeah, the ground shakes with terror as I walk to the shops to buy one of his books.

(If you didn't groan at that joke, or didn't realise it was a joke, what are you doing here?)

I really think I'm ready for bigger things and I am developing my writing technique...I hope.

I'm English and I like to read. I like tea and towels, and tea-towels. I'm boring and stuffy and I wear a monacle in my right eye. I talk about the weather a lot. It's pretty nice today where I am, how about you?


Well, hope you all like anything I manage to get around to writing! Some may be funny, though I doubt it. Please help me. I am a boring English person, and I do not know how to be funny. Please send all the funds you can to help this girl to buy a sense of humour (though I'm not sure from where. Probably Australia, I expect. hahahahahahahaha.)

Anyway, happy reading. I try to entertain.


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