h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 I am now residing in albany, the capital of ny. I am having much too much trouble getting my place set up. I wont even have a phone until monday. ive been here a week. I refuse to install cable. Illl watch pbs. Atleast ill catch red dwarf and pokemon, though ill miss the x files and the tom green show, which hurts me much. I feel like ive fallen off of a building to end it all and just ended up paralyzed from the neck down instead. I shall be 20 in a few weeks. I dont like the sound of 20. I shall call it twenteen instead after all the hobbits did it that way, so why not!!! Ah, phhoey, im waiting on a job and im so poor. damn the phone company, and damn the damnable damners who damned me to this damned place. to anyone who knows me a bit and is reading this I say a biig HELLO, i'm back ffrom falling off the edge of the world, and its traumatizing. Ah, off to devour another case of Labatt pilsener.
 

you are in NY?

you are quite right, RADIOHEAD...

hi, i wish i had read your reply earlier, and that i looked after my page as well as you did...

still, i am a guide researcher in the true "Ford Prefect" sense...

Who is making you live there?
I nearly got wasted by a car this morning. Luckily I'd watched a documentary about bullfighting last night.
F**k bull fighting (even if it wasn't completely cruel). They should try dodging cars - I'd prefer a bull to a honda accord going 65 kmph any day.

don't they have computers in Albany? How is your life now? I hope things are good up there.
We have just had our shortest, coldest day and are now on the upwards incline towards springiness. Yay!! Haha - which means that you are on your way to Autumn (whis is Zew Zealandish for Fall). Haha I have the advantage again. . .

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
(although I'm sure you'll find something better than lookink at a computer to do fro celebration!).
NZ is cold. Have a big fat smoke for me as it is 8 more days till the end of my self imposed THC brain exile!!!

Where's albany??

Is it in India?

thanks for the happy birthday, again. Yes we have computers here but the midgets hardly ever let me use them. I haven't kept my page up as well as I'm used to and it makes me very sad. The world begins again for me. radio head is wonderful. And I'm SORRY I"VE BEEN GONE> I GIVE H2g2 a huge warm welcoming hug. I've missed you my dear. Albany is not in india. albany is the capital of Hell. New York/ New York what a womderful town (though I live upstate-----)

Aha. You've been through hell as well!! So have me & Quentin Lacerda ! ! !

Quentin Lacerda? (uhm. if those two words were an armidillo I'd have to hold them at arms length and look at them quizzically.)

I hear talk that this Lacerda guy IS an Armadillo, but I wouldn't spread it around if I was you!!!

I have much experience detaining armadillos. They're mostly harmless.

I just have to ask:
How on earth did you obtain experience in the detention of armadillos? Were you a school teacher at Armadillo high? Or did you just casually detain armadillos in the street?

Ahh, I'm not at liberty to divulge such information at this time as it may be hazardous to my well being. The WPP will not let me speak of my skills of armadillo detainment. Ah but what the hell. I went to school with a kid who thought he was an armadillo. I use to have to detain him alot. I remember seeing an armadillo once (a real one). Though I did not feel much like detaining it at the time. But look who is sorry now. Certainly not the armadillo..

What a handy skill!! Who knows when you may have cause to detain an armadillo. But what about other animals? what would you do if you were faced with a young giraffe, a lemur or a platypus? What about a badger or an ostrich? What would you do if you were face to face with an Australian?