h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Emmy.

You're still neglecting the Guide. It's a pity, really, as I think the two of you would get on quite well together. But there's nothing anyone can do.

I was going to say, "How've you been?" but that seems a bit silly. Perhaps what I ought to say is "How will you be in two to eight weeks when you read this?"

It's like getting a package in the mail really, except it's not a package, it's Emmy. Which I suppose isn't something totally different, but it's different enough, I would say, to be a bit strange.

Er. Right. I'm only supposed to ramble on my OWN homepage. Got it.

So how're ya gonna be in two to eight weeks check here for air mail $10 surcharge five to ten working days, Emmy?

But it's not air mail. It's obviously not air mail if it's five to eight weeks. Air mail's a lot quicker than that. or so they would have us believe.

Has Emmy written in her journal yet?

*runs off to check*

I'm begginning to feel that it's taking on a political significance now.

What, you mean protests? Or...dare I say it...SIGNS? Shall we make some signs, my lovelies???

*thinks*

Yes.

Yes. *spells her name*

*forgets how to sign R*

*signs 'yellow' because she likes it*

*thinks of impolite things to sign should things take a turn for the unpleasant*

SURPRISE!!!! It only took me 1 week to respond!!!!

And as for my journal, once I find the recipe to make the invisible ink visible then you'll be able to see all the profound things I've written in it.

Emmy, I think your journal makes its own quiet statement just like that. I wish I'd thought of it!

Verrrrry nice bikini you have there! Is it the one you wore for the competition? Congrats on that btw! And g'nite/g'morning/whatever! C

Thank you C. At least someone appreciates the profound statement I've been trying to make.

This old thing? No, I believe Krissy entered me in my black and white cow print tablecloth one. I probably should have worn the one with the margarita tank that bubster gave me to really wow them but that one worked just as well.