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Post 1

Anonymouse

EEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

Erm.. *dusts self off* .. Yeah, that was the right button, Sporky!

*blinks*

Erm.. Why do I have this thing on the end of my tail suddenly?

'Nonnie


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Post 2

Researcher 99947

And what's this hanging from my ear? It better not be what I think it is!


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Post 3

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

*cough cough*
*brushes the dust off his sombrero*

Hey 'Nonnie, We might have survived... but how are they ever gonna find us here? We're probably condemned to revive this mutated party until Hell turns into a bowl of Cheerios (I could say freezes over, but we all know that this is highly possible adn has happened before).

Spork, don't blame yourself, you might have pressed the final button, but it was Flipper who started the conga. Those dolphins, huh.


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Post 4

Wowbagger

*peers out from behind a corner*

Umm hi guys. How did you find me? I've been here for AGES. Could somebody bring me up to speed?


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Post 5

Wowbagger

If you're wondering where you are, you're at my place. Welcome welcome. I'll just nip off to the kitchen and grab us a few beers. Make yourselves at home. smiley - smiley


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Post 6

Anonymouse

Ah, Mr HeadS.. I tied a string to the wotsimometer (that thing with all the buttons) so they should be able to just hold on and be along any minute.. Well, that is the ones that bother to look for the string. smiley - winkeye

Oh, and Sporky, I'm not at all sure about your ear.

'Nonnie


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Post 7

marvthegrate LtG KEA

Woah! That was interesting. But ummm where are my legs?


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Post 8

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

They're right where... mine should be...

Umm... Marv, did you really like having those legs?
Because I happened to like mine. Could you... could you perhaps realize what just happened and see how we can correct this spatial anomaly? Because you seem to be walking in my shoes. And that's not something I can recommend anyone who doesn't really really know me well.

In another forum, I hacked someone up with a big axe. Now that's not something I can really advise me to do, so I think you'll be wanting you legs back. Just as I would...


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Post 9

Wowbagger

*comes back into lounge carrying beers*
Here's the beer smiley - smiley
I've got some left over pizza in the fridge if anyone wants some...


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Post 10

marvthegrate LtG KEA

Ok, prez, I agree that your leggs would be a bit better looking on you. So um how do we trade back???


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Post 11

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

Wowbagger, you wouldn't by sheer unbelievable chance have some Straighten-O-Out Syrup here, would you?


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Post 12

shazzPRME

Heeeeeeeeelllllllllooooooooooo!!!
I am here now...and Monsy is just behind me...well,not literally!
I seem to have a disproportionate number of ummmm......mammary glands ! Did you do that Sporky??
shazzPRME smiley - winkeye


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Post 13

msmonsy

*monsy tries to figure out just what has happened and how exactly she got here*
ermmmm......SHAZZ!!!! what the HE...ermmmm....i mean, ummm....well, SPORKY!!!!!!!!
*monsy looks down and notices that she seems to have gills*
oh my!!! what is this??!! ermmmm....i think i am going to fai....
*monsy blacks out from the shock of being a fish*
monsy smiley - fish


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Post 14

marvthegrate LtG KEA

I think someone had better get Monsy into some kind of liquid soon.


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Post 15

Researcher 99947

*rolls out vat of gin*

Here you are.... ready everyone? On three...


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Post 16

Wowbagger

Pres, I might have some Straighten-O-Out Cream around here somewhere. I thought you all came back from a fancy dress party or something.

And Shazz...ROFLPMP! smiley - smiley
I'm not sure which aisle of the clothing store you'd have to buy a bra for your current... erm... predicament. TM must be happy though. smiley - winkeye

Now... where's that cream...


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Post 17

marvthegrate LtG KEA

*Please* find that cream soon. This is a little uncomfortable.


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Post 18

Fenchurch M. Mercury

*digs her way through various debris* Uhhh... guys? Why do I have three belly - buttons? It's a bit... odd, don't you think?


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Post 19

Anonymouse

Well you are what you eat, after all.. Who'da thunk?

*splashes monsy with some water (especially near the gills, so's she kin breathe)*

*returns to contemplating new tailspade...* Now, that's -not- supposed to happen to meeces.


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Post 20

shazzPRME

Where IS that cream?! I feel like a cow with all these udders!
shazzPRME smiley - winkeye


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