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Post 8501

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

I just googled the running ducks. Turns out they are fast enough to eat slugs smiley - doh

Who would have guessed smiley - huh

smiley - pirate


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Post 8502

The Left Reverend Doktor Baron Grim

Obligatory: http://youtu.be/Skdp94ZHMB4

[Caution: LOUD]


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Post 8503

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - sadfaceour powers that be smiley - grr can and do, change "public holidays and special days" as and when it suits them <sadface


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Post 8504

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-48631198


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Post 8505

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

This thread is as daft as any I've seen here. Maybe that's because so many of us are geezers. smiley - bigeyes


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Post 8506

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!




good! smiley - tongueout


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Post 8507

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Life in general is either serious or not, I prefer the not!
to bring 1 smile is worth more than a trillion frowns

smiley - prof


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Post 8508

The Left Reverend Doktor Baron Grim

Smiling is harder than frowning. I have a face like "Grumpy Cat" aka "Tardar Sauce" (RIP).


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Post 8509

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

"copied"

Scientists have studied the muscles needed for both facial expressions, and to do a small smile generally uses 10 muscles; a small frown uses 6. On average, a smile uses 12 and a frown 11. However, since humans tend to smile a lot, these muscles are stronger. A frown may be slightly more effort to produce.


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Post 8510

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

my dad didn't have 1 ounce of humour in his entire body, the word "fun" was alien to him smiley - laugh

man/woman slips on banana skin - most find amusing smiley - biggrin
Dad! They should have picked it up and put it in a bin etc smiley - doh


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Post 8511

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

It sounds as if your dad only had fun at his fun-eral.


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Post 8512

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!



Dads are not suppose to have humour!


smiley - winkeye


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Post 8513

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Yeah, lots of people frown at dad jokes

smiley - pirate


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Post 8514

The Left Reverend Doktor Baron Grim

When does a joke become a Dad joke?



When it becomes apparent.



smiley - run


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Post 8515

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

When Geezers converate, they apparently come up with puns. smiley - groan

When they are ill, they come down with puns.


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Post 8516

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

it's not about a dad joke smiley - winkeyeit's about when a dad tries to do a new dance or "his" old dance routine at a party etcsmiley - laugh


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Post 8517

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

Actor Hugh Dancy has two children. He might not be a dancing dad, but at least he's a Dancy one. smiley - smiley


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