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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 18, 2018
A 76-year-old man Yorkshireman is having a drink in a pub. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away.
The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her.
After a short while, the girl notices his staring, and approaches him, before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone: "I'll do anything you'd like" Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I'm game, all I want is £100 but! there's one condition.
Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is ?
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words"
The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman.
He then whips out his wallet and puts ten - £10 notes in her outstretched hand.
He then looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly: "Paint my house."
(Our needs change as we get older)
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 18, 2018
You mean you haven't heard of self-mowing lawns?
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ITIWBS Posted May 18, 2018
Dichondra lawns can be inflated with water underneath to create a natural waterbed, besides needing no mowing.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 18, 2018
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 18, 2018
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Florida Sailor All is well with the world Posted May 18, 2018
There was a girl (we won't mention her hair colour) who knocked at a man's door.
'I need some money, and I will be happy to do anything you want'
'I need my porch painted, you will find the paint, brushes and everything else you need in the garage.'
After a few hours she returned to his door saying 'All finished - 3 coats, but it wasn't a Porsche - it was a Mercedes.'
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted May 22, 2018
The weather nice and warm, the dog's are happy (the missus is not and I don't know why, who cares ) so I'm going in the garden later, and having a snooze till lunch time, then the pub, then another snooze till tea time then back down the pub
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 22, 2018
URGENT!
A little help, please?
One of my good friends has bought a Champions League ticket for the final in Kiev on Saturday. But as it turns out it's the day of his wedding!
He bought the tickets six months ago - before the exact date of the wedding was fixed.
I promised to help, so here's the question:
Is there a man among my friends who would like to get married on Saturday?
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted May 22, 2018
No! I'm washing my hair
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 22, 2018
Not this Saturday. I'm going to have a headache.
Would you like to get married, Pierce? I know finding a bride on such short notice is hard, but.....
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 22, 2018
Or Danish ham?
Or a cherry Danish?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 22, 2018
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted May 24, 2018
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 24, 2018
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted May 25, 2018
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- 7001: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (May 18, 2018)
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- 7004: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (May 18, 2018)
- 7005: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (May 18, 2018)
- 7006: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (May 18, 2018)
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- 7019: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (May 24, 2018)
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