h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...and I suddenly have no hair.

My week in a nutshell.

What have they done to you, sure bubster? What is WITH you Australian people and missing hair?!

And who exactly is responsible? Is it Rick Springfield? I bet it's Rick Springfield. Somebody needs to kick his teen idol Rick Springfield ass. I'm telling you.

OOO! OOOOO! Can I volunteer? I would just LOVE to kick ol' Rick Springfield in the ass. Especially if it'll help my buddy bubster.

~Do you believe, you believe in magic?
~Cos I believe, I believe that I do...
~Yes I can see, I believe in magic
~If your mission is magic
~Then love will shine through
~If your mission is magic
~Then love will shine through

It WAS Rick Springfield! He took away bubster's hair so he could BRAINWASH him more easily and replace his natural synapses with his so-called MUSIC!

I might have KNOWN!

And to THINK I thought sure bubster WAS Rick Springfield! Shaaaaaaame on meeeeeee!

Don't worry bubsduck. We'll get him. The bastard doesn't stand a chance.

No no no, you've got it wrong. He spent the week in an acorn, and the fuzzy people obviously have hair-attractor rays that took his hair from him, I mean, otherwise they wouldn't be fuzzy.

I'm actually thinking that they were a couple of Bigfoots. So, bubster, why did Bigfeet steal your hair and put you in an acorn?

Don't get me wrong here; I fully advocate kicking Springfield in the teeth, I just thought you both misinterpreted what he said.

*sits back, munches popcorn, and waits for the next exciting scenes*

Hmmmmmmm hair-stealing big feet. Hmmmmmmm....

*sits back also*

Can I have some popcorn? I'll trade you some beer for it.

*carfully considers*

Is it whiskey beer?

It miiiiiight beeeee....


Try it.

*considers not letting KM watch VH1 on weekends, realises he wouldn't want to stop that girl doing anything*

*tries it* *likes it* *hits Mikey*

Okay....you can have some popcorn...if you go make more

*hands Ant the "Most Non-Sequitar of all the Non-Sequitar Postings I've Seen Lately" award*

Well I would want to make her eat ice cream, but that's only 'cause she likes it and would be less likely to retaliate.

And the more ice cream you fed her in a single sitting, the less likely she'd be physically capable of retaliating.

Good point.

You see why this is a clever idea then?