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Post 1

what you know as km

Just visiting. Hello. Like what you've done with the place.

Is that chaise lounge new?


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Post 2

beetle, return of

Hey! Don't sit on it, that's no chaise! That's my cat! I know he doesn't move much, but he doesn't take kind to people who sit upon him either. But please, have a seat somewhere. Everyone seems to be off at Katharine's place, but it is nice to have some company. *passes a slice of lemonade* Make yourself at home, or try one of the doors to the www, but don't forget to come back.


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Post 3

what you know as km

May I have a spoon for my lemonade?

*pets the chaise*


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Post 4

beetle, return of

Right out of spoons, but i do have a spork!


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Post 5

Ant

Really? A spork ooo. smiley - winkeye


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Post 6

what you know as km

Don't let him fool you. That's really just a code word for something really nasty and unpleasant and probably rather painful which is why I've tied him up and locked him in the closet.

Can't execute any major secret operations from the closet, can he?


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Post 7

Ant

I'm beginning to think you're obbsessed with closets KM smiley - winkeye


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Post 8

what you know as km

Well, they're good for keeping things in.

I know, 'cause I keep all my stuff in one, and none of it ever gets out without my knowing about it.

So I figure if you want to keep an eye on a suspected sinister secret agent, the closet is a good place to keep him.

I guess, on reflection, that the freezer is also a good place.


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Post 9

beetle, return of

Mmmmmph mmmm. Mmmmmmnnph mph.


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Post 10

an apple tree

if only you could bottle that


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Post 11

beetle, return of

what? Bottled beetle? Ewww.


Somebody!

Post 12

an apple tree

no, bottle mmmmph mph. mm mmmmmmph (sp?)


Message for CK

Post 13

Captain Kebab

This is a test


Message for CK

Post 14

Captain Kebab

Which didn't work out. smiley - erm

Sorry for the intrusion, if you're still there. smiley - sorry


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Post 15

Ant

Not very often smiley - winkeye


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