h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Okay, so lately, 2 good things and 2 bad things have happened to me...... Why can't life just make up it's mind?????
Okay, firstly, woohoo, i got meself an official guide entry!!!
Secondly, My band won the 1st heat of Battle of the Bands in my area!
Nice
But then, the oppossing band decided to smash up one of our bands guitars (not mine though, thankfully)
And i'm not going to divulge the last one.....

1) congratulations on the guide entry!! it is about time they recognised your intelligence

2) contratulations on your win i know that just had you floating on cloud nine!!!!!

3) sorry to hear about the loss of the guitar....some people can be royal jerks if you know what i mean......

4) do tell what can be so bad that you dare not speak of it????

monsy

But then he'd be speaking of it!

Whatever it is, Madmunk, we're positive it'll all turn out okay, because we say so. I wouldn't let a soul under my posession be hurt, if I've got anything to say about it!

I hope you aren't telling us about the other bad thing because of another promise.......that could lead to another protest!

Just kidding Congrats of the guide entry. Fads is well-written.

Thanx guys, most appreciated.
Don't worry about the other thing, just general Teen angst.....
Wish Wales luck against the aussies in Rugby today.......!

Sorry, MM, no can do. I happen to be an Aussie fan (though not by any stretch of the imagination an avid sports fan ).

No fair. Without your support, and luck, we lost.
I blame you!

Don't fret about it too much... it was just all this Republic talk that has the Aussies on their toes.

I'm sorry, but that doesn't make me feel any better.....

Rugby? What the hell's rugby?

If Whales had an American FOOTBALL team, maybe Frink and Monsy and I could help you out! Unless they were playing againt the Chargers (in first place), of course. I think you should blame YOUR country!

GO VIKINGS!!!!!!!!

Err...... yeah!.........
and stuff.

what sort of stuff?

Various stuff. Things.

*nibble*


Bletch! *ptewie, splutter, choke*

Okay... Who was the wise guy that left that big plastic thing that looks so much like a giant chocolate egg laying around???

*giggle*

Sorry.

And well you should be! The thing nearly blew me into the next millenium (though that's admittedly not far now) when it exploded!

I've told you before, you really should be more carefull!....

Hey! They should put warning labels on things that look like chocolate but aren't!

What? like... "Caution: This is not Chocolate"? that's I.C.A.R.U.S. material, is that...