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Uncle Bill Gates
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Started conversation Sep 18, 2010
There is one question I would like him to answer, Just why do you have to click the start button to close the Windows op's system
The bloke a loon (a very very very rich loon)
RJR being quite drunk
Uncle Bill Gates
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Sep 20, 2010
On my shiny new lappy, windows button is a windows button not a start button...
He's obviously taken the criticism well and corrected he fault. Only took him fifteen years..
Uncle Bill Gates
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Sep 20, 2010
well what a winker, i quite liked the idosyhncorisitys of the window oops system, and thats it.....................its an oops system
Uncle Bill Gates
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Sep 20, 2010
Which Widow do you have? Widow XP (she's foreign) A Widow Vista (many widows) or The Widows Seven (the panto version)?
Uncle Bill Gates
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Sep 20, 2010
Windows Vista oops system
Uncle Bill Gates
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Sep 20, 2010
do you reckon, that Uncle Bill wears stinky slippers
Uncle Bill Gates
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 21, 2010
You can, I should point out, press Alt plus F4 From the desktop to open the shut down menu; Of course, you can configure your PC to shut down properly* on pressing the PCs on/off button 
Uncle Bill Gates
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Sep 21, 2010
My ex had his system set up so that it would start up (from shut down, not sleep or hibernate. I checked) when you hit the space bar.
I'd love to know how he did it!
Uncle Bill Gates
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 21, 2010
The space bar?! 
how did he type then wiout it shtting down between typing each word? 
I just useually use the win, u u key combination as its quiker to hit those keys than bend down and find the PC, open the door, and push the on/off button (which I have set up to perform a shut down when you press it whilst the PC is on...)
Uncle Bill Gates
ITIWBS Posted Sep 21, 2010
The windows button does have its uses. Last time I made the mistake of loading the Google Chrome sidebar, being unwilling to hit the system with a hard shutdown (pull the plug, remove the battery) when the sidebar did its thing, went into an irretrievable safe-mode crash, I hit the windows button, all other buttons having failed, which brought up the start menu, allowing a soft shutdown prior to reboot and uninstall.
'Trashware'
Uncle Bill Gates
ITIWBS Posted Sep 21, 2010
...on the other hand, Google Chrome (without the sidebar) works fine as a generalized web browser and more and more I use it to handle everything originating with Google, freeing up space on other web browsers for other search engines and purposes...
Uncle Bill Gates
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Sep 21, 2010
So whats Google got to do with........ Windows oops system is what were on about
Uncle Bill Gates
ITIWBS Posted Sep 22, 2010
The Windows button allowed rescue after a Google crash. I hate to have to physically pull the plug and remove the battery in order to shut down a system that has seized up and won't respond.
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- 1: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Sep 18, 2010)
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- 3: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Sep 20, 2010)
- 4: Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune (Sep 20, 2010)
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- 7: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Sep 21, 2010)
- 8: Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune (Sep 21, 2010)
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