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Peanut Started conversation Jun 15, 2012
hopefully not scared of opera 
did you manage to conceal the gin ok, leaves 
and rhurbarb for additional supplies
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jun 16, 2012
just got to your message
i hid the gin in plain sight, and my bats are doing well if a little messy, and cider and rhubarb sounds like a mix thats worth investigating 
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jun 17, 2012
As bats are protected, Im not allowed to go and see, but when the bat bloke turns up all ask if there is some nippers
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Peanut Posted Jun 17, 2012
I must google bats, to see when they have babies and that, also for some reason I have it my mind that the Queen got a Butler to remove a bat from the premises and I wanted to know if the Queen got some sort special dispensation to remove a bat
Is your bat man still coming once a month to clear up poop and monitor the bats?
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jun 17, 2012
yeap
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jun 20, 2012
bat man been and gone, asked about baby bats and he said yep! must be 5 or so as he seen the little ones! but it seems they'er moving out as there was only 2 in last time he called which was the same as last month
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Peanut Posted Jun 21, 2012
that has put a smile on my face, baby bats, thank you for letting me know
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jun 24, 2012
just to say i have seen one of the small bats flying around this evening up in the top field in and out of the trees
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Peanut Posted Jun 25, 2012
what a pleasure, seeing your home bats out and about
I have only seen two bat visitors, sometimes only one,and they are not stopping long. Finally I have googled, seems like the wet weather is making it hard going for them so that might be why they are pushing on quickly
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jul 15, 2012
the bats have gone?/
don't know where or when! but now i can block the hole and clean up the mess they made
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Peanut Posted Jul 17, 2012
what did batman say about them dispersing early, my first thoughts were that it wasn't a successful year for babies or that because the seasons are all mucked up, they started early and finished early
How's the clean up going?
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jul 17, 2012
Batman said, there at the church now due to bad weather and better access! The clean up was ok if a little smelly! But the hole is now blocked so everything is back to normal
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Aug 7, 2012
we have had bats, flying around the house trying to get in, but they've took to the back of the barn, 6 of the little blighters in residence so far!
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Peanut Posted Aug 7, 2012
goes 
again
does this mean now that you can't use your barn?
I'm still seeing the odd bat out the front. I haven't seen the hedgehogs for a good two weeks , I hope they are ok, but I can't really think of a good reason why they would suddenly stop coming
My new neighbour has put slug pellets in their garden, I am not saying that is the reason for their absence but I now have poisoned slugs in my garden, this upsets me because I make my garden safe for hedgehogs and the like
I am also practically cheering every time I see a butterfly in the garden there have been so few.
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