h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, you want to make the most of your drugs, don't want to ruin them by being ill or anything

I had a sore throat a couple of days ago and I was sure it was the first sign of something bad, but then it went away again. Didn't get any drugs and now I feel cheated Think I'll go and get some just to be on the safe side

Do we have a weirdness report?
Can we have the weirdo/strange people report from Sheffield please?

It hasn't been overly weird today.



Oh! It's just got slightly weirder. Seen someone skipping across the carpet, waving their arms in the air while shouting: "I love British Gas!" repeatedly.

mind if I try that on my carpet?

Of course you can, you can even shout: "I love Npower" if you like.





Up at 5.12, stumbled to kitchen about 5.30 to take drugs.
...six hours... More drugs needed.

*walks downstairs.
*opens front door
*steps out onto step.
*shouts 'I love N Power! I loooooove N power!, Viva la British Gas!' *comes back inside and closes the door.
that feels better

So, what makes British gas all that special?

Is it all the bubble and squeek?

They;'re the most expensive actually ... thinking of unusual people reminds me of an old 'friend', I use the ' ' round the word 'friend' as I only knew him on and off when we bumped into him in the pub.
His name was bret, and he lived on a boat, and would travel about on it, often coming to rest in the summer, near my Dads, we'd see him in the pub there.
The last time we saw him, he was, in his own words, 'heading off on the boat to discover my destony' we've never seen him since

According to the adverts they use "special" gas that comes in icecubes

I had a friend called Gareth when I was at university who had a penchant for drugs that I really couldn't relate to. He was ill once and the doctor was called and Gareth said, "The doc came in and said 'I know what you need,' and opened his bag. He took out a big syringe and I thought, 'Fantastic - serious drugs!' but then he put it away again and gave me some aspirin."

I would have been relieved not to have had an injection but maybe it's me that's the odd one out...

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