h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Turned out to be neither; was just Harry the Minnow returning my baseball bat lazy sod, you think he'd at least give it a clean? Don't suppose you know the best thing for getting blood of a baseball bat do you?

Fairy liquid in a tub of warm water worked on my monster cricket bat, earlier.

Yep, just did that and I dried it and put it with the golf clubs, cricket bat and pump action shot gun in the cupboard under teh stairs can't stand sport myself

>> I should move....<<

But you’ll be so bored. I used to live in one of the rougher parts of Nottingham and could be guaranteed displays of random acts of violence and comedy, from the comfort of my front window every night.

Now I’m stuck in a small town in the north-west where everyone’s terribly nice to each other, and very very quiet. If I want any random violence or comedy, I have to do it myself...

There's never anything interesting that happens on my road, yes, "my road" Not since they put some gates on the entrance to the park anyway, used to be able to watch lots of cars being set on fire

I do like teh more peacefull nature of it when I'm back at my Fathers, and he's not too far away from where all the pubs are and the action is (about ten mins) so its a nice half way type place relaly somewhere like that would kinda suit me I think, but I ahve on the ohter hand gotten quite used to living near the centre, with a bakery newsagents organic store and many many takaways less than a min or two from my front door

I have foxes and leaves two minutes away from my front door

And wind that makes the doorbell ring, making me run downstairs, answer it, then get scared. Should I have posted that to WJH thread?

I used to watch cars of fire, too. If a damaged car was left on my road for over 24hours, it would be gradually stripped throughout the next two days and then set alight. It reminded me of an injured animal being picked off by predators and then finished by scavengers, on the Serengeti.

It’s too nice here. I feel like Ren listening to Stimpy singing the Happy Happy Joy Joy song.

Damn you I've got that song in my head now. Why do they never repeat Ren & Stimpy?

We don't get anything quite as bad as cars being fired, plenty apon plenty of chavs with their car alarms going off all the time, and their c**p in car music systems playing absolutely c**p music and a few of teh young idiots tipping over the bins sometimes afte rtey've had a few shandys, or ocasionally trying to knock wing mirrors off cars etc well, there was a guy shot dead at the pub a couple doors and about two mins or less walk away from my front door, a couple years back actually, thats the second time I'd lived somehwere where someone has been shot dead less than five mins from my front door

tell a lie; the person near here at the pub was stabbed not shot the shot guy was when I lived IN Manchester

Ok, 2legs definitely attracts insanity

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From what I've heard from a moderately reliable source (mi lil' brudder), Paris is like Birmingham except they all speak French. This made sense to me as I went to uni with one guy from Paris who spoke English with a Brummie accent.

To insanity and beyond! I sometimes think life would be easier without this insanity..... but probably a heck of a lot more boring

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we have teh answer we have the sauce

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They show Ren and Stimpy on Nick late at night

My car caught on fire once, when I was driving it. Three cars drove past with me standing in the middle of the road waving them down. Then a taxi came past and he called the fire brigade. I wasn't sure if the car was going to explode or not (it didn't).

btw Trin still hasn't resurfaced. Is he Lost do you think?