Who, Where, and Kittens?

Who am I?, Where am I? and why is there a very large cat in my pants?

Well first off I’m Cap’n Petey, member of an elite group of young individuals collectively termed, the sexc three. Armed with a weapon of mass libido that when activated nobody can resist ...Or perhaps just one of three sad little boys with a sick sense of reality/humor.

Where am I? I’m around, usually in the vicinity of Australia.

And why is there a very large cat in my pants?
Well your guess is as good as mine, if not better because you don’t have to worry aboot a very large cat inexplicably being in your pants and hence, have a calmer mind to think such things through.

the Cap’n

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Good question... Jul 9, 2003


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