If you like
Posted May 2, 2003
Saw this on the feature list of the Yamaha Disklavier - a special kind of piano:
'Two headphone jacks let you share private performances with another, if you like.'
Interesting how they move outside their normal writing style to append: 'if you like' - a kind of apology for suggesting that anyone might be so intimately concerned with the aesthetic achievements of another that they might actually use this feature.
Sesshu Fridge Magnet