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esoteric epigram Posted Mar 4, 2003
in what ways are you superior to normal badgers? i can't see much room for improvement
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badger2099 Posted Mar 4, 2003
Well, basically I've got one bionic eye and my hind legs are also bionic.
This means that when I look at something, it is partially obscured by a crosshairs and I can run in slow- motion.
They have the technology. They can rebuild.......
badgers. 
badger2099- he cost six million dollars!
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