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hi fnord

Post 1

azahar

Since you asked, he was being a total d**khead, very insulting and nasty towards me - and so a friend started that other thread as a bit of support, I guess. I'd rather it wasn't there, but oh well.

Well, now that EVERYONE is suddenly a pantheist, I think I'll have to come up with a new name . . . smiley - smiley

az


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Post 2

Mal

Precisely my views....... maybe something with more than seven syllables, we'll see. And THIS time I'll find the most obscure words I can and mention nothing that could possibly be associated with things I don't agree with. Definitly using the words post-jenticular and defenestrator.
(You have no idea how strange it is to see people talking, no matter how little, on your home site for the first time...)


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Post 3

azahar

Boy, then you're lucky I came along, arencha? smiley - winkeye

Why don't *you* start more conversations? I have and so have all sorts of people not talking to me on my home page smiley - smiley

Yes, like the idea of obscure multi-syllabled words - keep em guessing.


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Post 4

Mal

Cos it's a bit, mmm, I dunno, strange starting my own convo's just so I can be talked to. I'm not that desperate. Besides, how many people visit my page? I'm only a very minor and sporadic poster.
Yup, I thank the, for want of a better saying, Gods, every time I hear from you. Ahem.


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Post 5

azahar

Hey, I've started conversations with tons of people and have NEVER ONCE let on that I'm desperate! smiley - winkeye

ya gotta work on your style, man.

Anyhow, you are mostly just glib and silly - anything else you would like to say? I'm here.

az



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Post 6

azahar

btw. . .

Do hope you know I was just teasing! I never seem to learn that I'm crap at getting irony across on these postings.

In fact, I find your postings quite funny - even though some leave me thinking 'what the f...?' as I have no idea what you are talking about (I suspect you do this on purpose! smiley - winkeye )

Was just checking out the thread about Justin. He was before my time, so I never had the pleaure.

Okay, just stopping by and giving you an excuse to thank the Gods again. smiley - smiley

az


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Post 7

Mal

I'll take that as a complement - mystified is a state of mind that's very underused, and one that I feel honour-bound, as an official and paid up occasional Discordian, to promote.
I do tend to start off with a point in mind and then throw it to the wind and concentrate on making sense in the particular, rather than the general. Much like Socrates, if I may be so bold, if he was genespliced with George Clooney and a dash of Neil Gaiman. I wish.
Funny? I'm funny in real life, but not particularly so onboard. Thankyou. I tend to find your posts amusing, conscise, and erratically illuminating, like a one-legged unicylcist holding a candle.
Badoom-chk.
Aw, Justy Baybeh was the best thing to happen to us all here for quite some time.
Consider them thanked.
Oh, what do you think of Multi-Esotericised Preacher of the Untamed Pantheist Shrew and Our Regal Mystichood of God's Omniocular Heathen Advice Bureau for a belief? Too short? Too flashy? It doesn't quite roll off the tongue, and lacks a certain sparkle, methinks...
-M3


hi fnord

Post 8

azahar

I'm erratically illuminating? - gee, thanks (I think!)

Yes, perhaps the teensiest bit wordy. How about the MEPUPSORMGOHAB?

az


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Post 9

Mal

But me pup's SO R.M. go hab!Wow, it's a word that makes no sense. Useful.
Still a bit wordy, though. I'll think of a different one tonight.


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Post 10

azahar

okey-dokey! smiley - winkeye


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Post 11

Mal

yup, yup, yuppy.


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Post 12

azahar

oh, there you go sounding all worldy and intellectual again!


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Post 13

azahar

me again! smiley - smiley

Toxxin is back on the God thread asking why you and I still haven't learned to spell Neechee properly yet. Since I no longer speak to this person, you might feel inclined to respond.

Personally, I just have so many other things to do!

az


hi fnord

Post 14

azahar

As usual, you're never there when I need you!

And who's Neil Gaiman? Are you sure you've spelt his name properly?

Must go cuddle very pesky massive 16 pound cat who doesn't seem to understand that it's not actually possible to type whilst he sits on my lap.

See ya!
az


hi fnord

Post 15

Mal

Sorry bout that, I only come on once a day usually, in the evenings.
Neil Gaiman is only tying for the top bestest author on the planet!
Tell it "Yo" from Fnord.
Yup, I seem to be growing more wordy by the, uh, whass, whass dat word I'm looking for, the, ah, oh, yeah, minute. Yeah.


hi fnord

Post 16

azahar

showing off again, as usual smiley - smiley


hi fnord

Post 17

azahar

A fellow pantheist AND discordiant!!! - such a small world, isn't it? Or as we say here in Spain - the world is a handkerchief (doesn't translate too well, does it?)

Well, never mind, most things don't

smiley - smiley



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Post 18

Mal

Like the word "supercalifragilisticexpiallidocious", perhaps?


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Post 19

azahar

actually, that word needs no translation . . .


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Post 20

azahar

. . . and are you sure you've spelt that right? Toxxin might be watching!


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