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The World's Most Stupid Archivist...

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UnderGuide Archivist - Visit The UnderGuide: A2112490

...just forgot (again!) what was on the FP last week.
Was it 'Three Girls'?


The World's Most Stupid Archivist...

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J

smiley - smiley

A3891224 Reanimating Lazarus
A3855837 Story of Gallina

smiley - cheers Seal.

smiley - blacksheep


The World's Most Stupid Archivist...

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UnderGuide Archivist - Visit The UnderGuide: A2112490


OK, so it was some old guy and a chicken.
I was close.

Pinsmiley - erm


The World's Most Stupid Archivist...

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UnderGuide Archivist - Visit The UnderGuide: A2112490


...has just brought the Archives up to date again. I only got 11 weeks out of date this time. There's diligence for you.

I'd like you to know that I'm receiving professional help for my problem, and it's all behind me, so I'm not going to resign like that Ginner Pussy from the LibDems.

(Brit politics joke, Jodes. Go limp)

Happy New Year to those I haven't nicitied yet (most of you, probably)

Pinsmiley - smiley(off to look for strong liquor)

...Oh, yeah. I decided to put 'Odi et Ami' in the previously-virgin 'Other' category, 'cos it's strange and f*ckin' brilliant. Hope you approve. If not, here, go on, have a Clootersmiley - stiffdrink


The World's Most Stupid Archivist...

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UnderGuide Editors

What's that Hatstand?

Off to look for more, more likely?

I agree. Several sheets beyond the yardarm already if you ask me.

I know you didn't ask. I said anyway.

Because.


The World's Most Stupid Archivist...

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Pinniped


I just brought the archive up to date, even including the Booked-notes.

The flying pigs and the Hamlet-writing monkeys really didn't help. And I'm suffering from a &thinsp overdose.

Pinsmiley - erm


The World's Most Stupid Archivist...

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UnderGuide Editors


!!!

January 7th is herewith declared Archive Day! There will be an annual parade to commemorate the valiant efforts of the brigades of flying pigs and typing monkeys that kept the great Flat Pack army at bay.

There will be floats honouring the pigs and monkeys led by a host of actors waving skulls as they chase fleeing flatpacks. The Archivist, wearing the best satin sash available, will be carried behind them on the shoulders of a dozen Swedes. There will be marching bands of bookends and blizzards of &thinsps will shower down from windows along the route...


The World's Most Stupid Archivist...

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UnderGuide Editors

PS smiley - stiffdrinksmiley - stiffdrinksmiley - stiffdrink


The World's Most Stupid Archivist...

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Pinniped


smiley - cool

...but the Weddell beat me up anyway


The World's Most Stupid Archivist...

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UnderGuide Editors

Just added U5947782 as co-author of 'The Dead Frog' A14143268 at Still_WRD's request. Details here:

F2166293?thread=3839775&post=45178920#p45147013

All right - some details there.

Not an archiving emergency, exactly, I know...


The World's Most Stupid Archivist...

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Pinniped


Ooh goody.
Something else I can forget to dosmiley - biggrin


The World's Most Stupid Former Archivist...

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Pinniped


The Archivist, though not an Editor, retains a position of honour in the hearts of the UG Miners and Gem Polishers. Currently, that Archivist is the lovely and legendary human being, broe, who doesn't smell of fish at all. The former Archivist (who does) continues to perpetrate the UnderGuide's QA. This entails the giving of a third opinion on prospective UnderGuide Entries, with a view to keeping the UnderGuide's content varied, broad-ranging and at a consistently high level. And with a view to being an irksome little oik who delights in p*ssing everyone off, of course.


The World's Most Stupid Former Archivist...

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UnderGuide Editors

smiley - fish


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UnderGuide Archivist - Visit The UnderGuide: A2112490

And I will make every effort to stay on top of things around here, though as Pin points out, I *am* only human. (and thanking bob I don't smell of fish).

broe


The World's Most Stupid Former Archivist...

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Pinniped


Wo Broe

I just noticed they actually put that nonsense on the UGEds page.

No wonder they command such respectsmiley - nahnah


The World's Most Stupid Former Archivist...

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UnderGuide Editors

Excellent job, Broe.


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UnderGuide Editors

smiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - space°
smiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - space°
smiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - space° smiley - hsif


The World's Most Stupid Former Archivist...

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UnderGuide Editors

Broe! Yoohoo! Cooeee!

Sorry smiley - blush

Keep meaning to get this cleared up - A23171429 La Quinta del Sordo - Pin's last word on the matter was 'Under the counter it goes', then it got missed in between him stopping and you starting and I put it on the Miners' Page 'cos I'm a twit...

I'm in a tidying mood, see?

Trin


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broelan

I thought I remembered seeing something about that, then forgot all about it as well. I'll try to remember to take care of it over the weekend.

Are you in a polishing mood? smiley - winkeye


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Trin Tragula

I'm thinking about contemplating moving in the general direction of getting into a polishing mood in the very near future smiley - biggrin

Weekend. Polish polish polish. Definitely. As long as I get up in time.


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