h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Morning Eóin !

I'm half asleep, my hair is frizzing, I'm dying for a smoke and feeling lees than human...

...the short answer is "I'm about the same as always" !

And how are you sunshine ?

im not half asleep my hairs not frizzing but a am dying for a smoke and i dont know if im human.

im fine i had a nice long sleep today

Well at least one of us is well slept ...

But then, I usually don't get to sleep properly until the weekend, and even then sometimes I don't get a lot of sleep in......

if i dont get a good sleep i cant function well.
i wont get another sleep like that for a bit now i wont be sleeping much when i have my week of in london

I don't either, which is why I spend most of my life in a zombie like state ...

...when are you off to London ?

im going down there on saturday morning early about 8 am
it will take me about 2 hours to get to the part im going to and i got to get there early cause i want to get my hair cut and the barbers will be really busy.
i normally shave all my hair off i have had a skin head for the past 8 years but i have grown it for the last 3 months and its a mess so it needs to get sorted

I wish I could shave all my hair off sometimes...but it sits better when it's longer, and is easier to "deal with"...until I get a pile of evil frizzy tangles, that it !

Well, it sounds like you'll be having fun then !

yep i will lots of drink and other things and partying might go on a pirate radion station when im there and possibly a rave or two

Ahh drinking and dancing...what more do you need from life !

well its a good start but if you want a list i could give you one but it will gog on and on

Ok, there are a few other things that will help out......but it's just trimming...just tassle on a loafer...

...most of it, anyways...

is your day getting better now
you waked up abit know

I always feel a little more human after lunch and a smoke ...

...oh, by the way, if you want to list those things that are better than beer and dancing, feel free...I can only think of one or two that might come close...

i didnt say better

Ok, I can think of one other thing that might be up there...whether its better than pool or dancing I can't quite say !

i dont think i asked this before but what do you work as

I'm admin...stuck in a 3 walled cubicle for most of the day...in front of a computer...and surrounded by moron !

very different environment to me then
im in a porta cabin in a warehouse with 1 other moron and people come to my window and ask me to sort there crap out

People are always running over to my three walled hellhole...I can't understand how they're all making more money then I am...brain dead twits ..

..oh well, it's the nature of the beast, right ?

im in one of the worst paid in this place but my job is one of the most vital work that out