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Hello tixEoN ...

Post 1

SEF

... and welcome to h2g2.

I'm one of the <./>ACEs</.> (Assistant Community Editors). We are a team of volunteers who try to help new researchers for the guide find their way around. You can click on the link I made with that acronym in order to find out more. To find out more about anyone, click on the link made by their nickname (eg at the top of any conversation postings) to go to their personal space. Lurking is quite acceptable on h2g2.

As an example of the benefits of lurking, in deference to your expressed preferences I shall not use any <./>Smileys</.> in this message - just leave you that subtle link in case you relent and want to peek at the whole range some time. I also like science fiction and dislike humans and abbreviations. I only use a few of the emoticons as I dislike most of them. I remember the days when we invented text art... [wanders off into nostalgia and wakes up with a start] ... Oh yes, where was I?

Here are a few more links you might like to try. A660340 is a list of "Clubs and Societies" on h2g2. Perhaps the h2g2 Space-Farer's Cantina at A368093 is the place for you. <./>Askh2g2</.> is a good place to start or join a random conversation. You could try the infinite improbability drive on the "Front Page" if you don't know where you want to go or <./>search</.> if you do, eg try entering photography or any of your other interests. See the guide entries too important to be merely a number at <./>NamedEntries</.>.

Above all, have fun and don't panic. If you do find yourself tempted to panic, click the "h2g2 Help" link on the left. It may help.

Now, if you'll excuse me, there are probably other things I should be doing, but I'll be back if you call for help (ie reply to this message or post on my space).


Hello tixEoN ...

Post 2

SEF

PS you are right about there being NoExit - from h2g2 that is. There is a very strange thread at F19585?thread=143046 as a result of this and it just keeps on getting stranger as it goes along...


Hello tixEoN ...

Post 3

binary_distortion

Hi there SEF

Thanks for your greeting and various links. They proved to be very interesting.

Good to know that there are others out there with a dislike for humans, and abbreviations.

I will keep you in mind if I require any help in the future.

Cheers


Hello tixEoN ...

Post 4

SEF

Naturally I'd do my best to help with any queries but you're not stuck with just me. There's a whole team of <./>ACEs</.> and another of Gurus (some are both as I am) to answer h2g2-related questions and a whole Guide full of researchers at <./>HowDoI</.> and <./>Askh2g2</.> for everything else. smiley - biggrin


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