h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*In a Rigsby from 'Rising Damp' voice.......*

But I suspect from you being on t'internet right now you are not in the glorious United Kingdoms and don't know what I'm waffling on about,

Like wise the speed bump comment went right over my head.

Thanks for stopping by, I'm sure you also 'rock', I tend to rave myself, but hey.

S (can you do it yet ?)

I tried earlier but my neighbors didnt like that...
The speed bump thing went over your head?
Too bad, but not really.
I am in Canada and it is 12:35 -on the midnight side- over here.
Can you do it yet?
I like your ponytail...very cool!

' *cuts that rats tail off*

Canada seems cool, never been mind, but met a whole bunch of your country folk in Cuba two years back.

Canada is the home of my all time fave trashy 80's shows Degrassi Junior High, and to a lesser extent, Kids Of Degrassi Street.

If it wasn't for the moral teachings of these fine examples of programming I'd be running off to rock shows taking acid, skipping school, and have two bin lids by now......

Hey!
When I saw your little whistling guy, and read your comment beside him, it made me laugh.
These are the reasons why...
1)it was unexpected
2)the guy looked like he really got a hair cut.
3)i had no idea it was a rat tail and called it a ponytail.
4)(my favorite funny)...i imagined the rat tail headed guy being offended because someone insulted him by calling it a ponytail...

That was so great!
I mean really...

About Degrassi...I used to watch it...the kids were all around my age.
In the same grades as I was.
That show was popular around here.
I really enjoyed it, I mean really...
Now there is a new generation of Degrassi or something...to techy for me though.
My Degrassi didnt have computers or cell phones...ah yes...it was a simpler time back then...

Ok well I think Ive said enough...

Tricked ya...heeee
Is your name up there pronounced sh-ny-der?
Hmmmm...

Pronounced somefink like that, I'ts Dutch you see...

I'ts 6.30 am and this boys going home now,

4 days of no work

bliss !!

Are you Dutch?
Happy 4 workless days!
I need a coffee I think...hmmmmm...yeah I do.
Be well.

I'm half Dutch, but now all of me lives in 'orrible North England.

Back to work now for another 4 days, the horror !

How's life in Canada ?

I would imagine you're neck deep in snow this time of year,
But that's probably just a stupid stereotypical english viewpoint.

Be well err... as well

, gave up trying to do that, I just shout louder.

Canada is cold and snowy right now.
Not neck deep...but you should see the snow banks...theyre pretty big.
So are you serious about giving up the whistle deal?
I tried once and forgot about it.
It was your dream though, not mine...heh.

I hope work is endurable for you.
Um...
What does it mean when you do this..."err"?
Are you any good at tongue twisters?
I am.
I make up my own jokes too...some are actually pretty good.

Err = Hmm = Thinking

Tongue twisters ?

The sixth sheiks sixth sheeps sick.

When I can say that and also whistle loudly, I will be able to die happy

You make up jokes ?

So do I, It's my Chandler style defence mechanism.

Your whistle is here but you are not.
Chandler as in Friends?
The Friends guy, Chandler?
He is so amazingly cute.
He may be the epitome of cute.
Your tongue twister is one of the busiest I have ever met...whew!
Ok, about the "err" thing.
I wasnt sure cause I do that too...but its "er".
I thought maybe it was something different where youre from, and because theres an extra "e".
Alrighty...I guess thats that.
Wanna tell me one of your jokes? Or no?
By the way...I love to eat dust!

am more north than ingland m8.......do ya want a laff...in ya e-mail....
im up in bonny scotland where wummin are scared and sheep r terrified....hahahahahahahahha

*Nods to random scottish fella wandrin' through*

Irishman and a scottish fella walk into a pub.
Scottish fella announces,

'Everyone in the pub, drinks are on me.......'

Mad rush to the bar.














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Irish ventriloquist beaten up in pub car park.

(Sorry)

Miss Jones, who was your fave kid on Degrassi Street ?

Has to be Joey Jeremiah.

Now did you learn any moral values from the show ?

I learnt never to buy condoms from a lady, and then turning up to take out her daughter the same evening.

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My favorite boy was Joey.
My favorite girl was Caitlin.
Remember her?
She had a thing with Joey in the later days.
I didnt learn anything from the show as far as life lessons go...but I wanted to my hair to be like Spikes.
There was a show before the junior high one called Kids Of Degrassi Street.
A lot of the same kids were in it but, they had different names...kinda weird.
Theres a new Degrassi out now, but Im not there anymore, ya know?

I too will say hi to the Scottish dude. Hi.

I like how you, Sneijder, said he was passing through...very fitting, I thought.
Created a visual effect for me.
Thanks...
Um...can you please pass the potatoes?

intresting soundin dudes........one programm i can remember as a lad was danger mouse........never could master the voice of baron greenback.....hahahaha,,,,,,
do ya wanna swap e-mail....?
[email protected]

I tend to avoid potatoes
I got force fed boiled spuds as a boy
Now I'm cooking for myself I can ignore them

I'll pass a big bowl of pasta instead

Sneijder style, loadsa olives, fresh onion and not too much sauce

Fantastic !

I'll leave the washing up 'till tomorrow morning

Sneijder

Olives you say?...hmmm...
I went to Subway one time (are you familiar?...if not, its a sandwich type food chain)...on with the story now...
I went there and got my typical black olives.
Two or three bites into my sub/sandwich, I chomped down on some kinda pit!
Ruined the whole thing.
Moral of the story...
Olives are the pits...
That was really bad.

Jonez

Yep, we have Subway now, and Blimpie as well,
Actually the Blimpie shut as soon as the novelty wore off
We soon realised Fish 'n Chips are sooooo much nicer

I do like to eat out, and was getting a bit bored of the same old food
So I tried a new Turkish restraunt
Absolute rubbish, loadsa boiled rice, bit of salad and a bit less spicy meat.

I want to go to New York soon
Just to eat really

I want to go to a real greasy backstreet joint and have a steak the size of a dustbin lid

And then I'll go into a sandwich shop and order a foot long, with loads of fillings I've never heard of.

Yes, thats what I'll do
Soon.

Has Miss Jones made the trip down to Noo Yawk ?
Would you recommend it ?

Nope.
Never been to New York.
Ive not stepped on American soil, but for once...I think I was like 3 or something.
We went to Maine.
No memories there really...'cept rainy car windows...and dark night.
Are you worldly S?
Im kind of scared to fly.
Took a 17 hour bus ride to Ottawa once though.
That was...um...something.
Any stories from you?

Ooo, I've been to Maine (Airport), we stopped on the way to Barbados
I had some Mountain Dew, just because it was American.

I've been to most of Europe, Tunisia, The Maldives, and Cuba

I want to go a bit further east, my housemate just got back from a trip to
Thailand / Cambodia / Laos / Malasia, and the photos look amazing.

My favorite place is Ibiza, a little Spanish island
I have a friend who lives there
So as long as I fill his ice cube tray up he doesn't mind me staying.

I don't know if you've heard of Ibiza, but the nightclubs / bars are fantastic.
It's a bit like the Miami music conference, if you've heard of that.
Or perhaps the Berlin love parade ?

Must dash, work to do (I'm online at work see).
Last night and 4 glorious days off !