h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Will this get it started?

Hi Graham.
I just noticed the ACES haven't visited you yet.
They are a group of Volunteers who welcome people to the site and offer helpful hints and links for new users.
I don't understand why they haven't spotted you yet and I will
let them know you're waiting for a welcome of some kind, or at least a response to several postings you've made.

Try clicking here A534953. That will take you to Shea's Helpful Page. Shea is an ACE and among the dozens of helpful links you'll find there is the ACES Homepage link. Feel free to leave them an indignant letter ...and tell them I sent ya.

I am not an ACE. I'm an Aggist. I saw your offer of a contribution to <./>AGGGAG</.>CAC and replied there at length. Since then, has also sent out search parties for you because of the copy of same which they recieved. Possibly you sent that via e-mail and it did not identify you by your h2g2 researcher number, so they don't know who you are. That's when I backtracked by clicking on your name, where you'd posted to CAC, and found your homepage has not yet been 'welcomed'. Wow! Five or six days is a bit much, so I hope you haven't given up on us all.

I'll try to get the Post and the ACES in touch with you immediately, because I know by now you're starting to wonder if there's actually anyone left alive round here. Oh yes, life goes on.

~jwf~