h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not sure if your aware, you still have me on your friends list which means when you write in your journal, I get it as well. Since you don't chat to me anymore, I thought I'd let you know.

Hi...not sure whether it is because i have you or you have me in our friends list...not that i dont want to chat but it was getting too intense for me...trying to be funny and "bad" constantly...i think you were tired of it as well

i would be pleased to still call you a H2G2 friend...i would prefer to think that the mistake is in the past and there is no ill will but i will understand if you wish otherwise

so if you dont reply to this post today i will remove you from my friends list

I didn't realise you were still on my friends list.

I don't mind being friends, I like you, it was fun chatting. Nobody said you had to be funny all the time, just being yourself would have done.

I have missed chatting to you though.

thank you, ive missed you.

awwwww, bless!!

So what have you been up to?

Bad weekend...pony club breakup party saturday, very unruly, rotten hangover, sister-in-laws birthday party with all in-laws sunday hoping for quiet day to recuperate


you?

Gym, gym and some more gym. I've lost 10lbs in nearly two weeks is good but I thought it would be more. Thing is, I want to shift the weight but have to be careful not to turn it to muscle.

not trying to teach granny to suck eggs but you know muscle is heavier than fat so 10lb is pretty amazing especially if its a steady loss rate

That's what I got told. I haven't been up to anything much apart from that, boring really I suppose.

The only thing i'm finding hard is trying to drink 2 litres of water a day, i'm not too kean on water and plus it sloshes around and I think that makes me feel slightly sick.

I am planning to have a few glasses of wine on Monday evening as i'm off, I haven't had wine for a week and i'm startint to have withdraw sysmptoms....

im with you on the water best i can do is 4 cups a day, fruit and herbal teas are good though im not sure if theyre in the spirit of the 2 litre rule

one advantage of being male is knowing your pee is clear but then copious beer consumption has the same effect

would hate to think you would get the DTs not sure that would be healthy so suggest your quaffing plan is a good one

I agree

I'm thinking of koining a slimming club but the proble I have is I don't like fish, most veg, onions or peppers. My choice is or would be very limited.

I was thinking of doing a soup diet but again I don't like veg so veg soup is out of the question. I don't have many other choices.

I could stop eating I suppose but I think I read some place that it might kill me

Liquid diet sounds good, liquid being wine, gin and vodka....what do you think??

I seem to be drinking alot of orange juice, I quite liked oranges but i'm slowly going off the taste.

I got a juicer on Friday so I may start experimenting with it.

Any good with diets??

i cant really help with diets although my brother is on a liver cleansing diet and makes vegetable juices that are surprisingly good

your liquid diet is something that i can relate to personally...actually christmas is with my brother and sister and partners, all childless for various reasons so they know how to cook, eat and drink, not pretty

fish is good...ever seen a fat otter?

Nope!!! Although i'm obviously not a otter and couldn't be because I don't like fish.

Same problem with the vegetable juices, I don't like vegetables.

See my problem now???

hate to admit it but your outlook is bleak

maybe if you can get your alcohol diet to work, you could sell it and make your fortune

do you get lean cuts of meat there...beef, lamb and pork? guys in the office are on the zone diet the theory is eating carbs causes cravings for more carbs but if you balance carb and protein intake you dont get the cravings...within a calory limit...put some pork on your fork

Pork on my fork??? Ummmm, don't think so

I think i'll go to a diet specialist. I found a few numbers and I may call them tomorrow. There has to be a way around it some how right?

yeah im sure a diet specialist would know many alternatives...intraveneous?

does the gym have a nutritionist on staff or they refer to? that way they can match your diet to your exercises and target body shape

No they don't. Should do the amount of money i'm paying.......

How's work???

work is fine...still plodding away with my wonderful manuals my proposal has been sitting in the bosses in-tray unread as i predicted....sodding waste of time!!! but for the most part i am my own boss so i cant complain

how directory enquiries?

Bloody boring, really quiet tonight. I'm so bored you have no idea!!!!!

I'm thinking about plucking my eye brows

sorry had an image of you sitting, thinking, planning "well i'll pull that hair first and then that one and then..."