h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'd go in buckingham palace (invisable) and follow the queen around to see if she wipes her own butt and lets out hugh belches when nobody is about and then go to downing street to see if Tony 'blair lets it rip at his desk or picks his nose.

im sorry trouble…i have had a headache growing all day and it is starting to affect my thinking, i am a little astray and your question hit home a little…no offense obviously…just cant think

can I talk to you tomorrow?

You were ment to real off the first thing that came into your head.....stupid!! But if your not feeling to good i'll speak to you tomorrow.

take george dubya bush and our PM little johnny howard hostages and take pictures of them naked, arse up, pretending to be a vase with a huge sunflower each and publish it on the web

Hi trouble yeah i know i think too much been told before dont rub it in

did have the headache one of those miserable ones that get worse when you concentrate and make you naseous...i couldnt get away from the PC (i got my plan out to boss)

any way you have two no offence posts left

Im working on them

OK baby, post 'em when you got 'em

Talking to me now huh? Thought i'd been chucked aside for H?

you disappeared...no pretty litle eyes ...never chucked aside

I had to do something, what happened yesterday? Was it just a headache?

just a headache, couldnt think, got all in a tizz worried the wrong answer would insult...like i said wasnt thinking straight, after saying good bye to you i finished my plan (just spelling and stuff and on paper) and went home to bed

after i saw your last post i beat myself up for you carefully avoiding the head

right now no headache and keep reminding myself to take things less seriously

You obviously read more into the question than what was there, can we discuss this as i'm not sure what you got out of the question. I was just messing about, it had nothing more in it than just fooling about and winding you up.

sure...there was

will including you in a naughty fantasy be taken for a windup or offensive? (sorry sweetie again i think too much but i would hate to lose your company because you thought i was creepy...i hope that i am playful not creepy)

will an honest fantasy show me up as weird or boring?

had a hell of a time thinking of an honest fantasy which sort of scared me as a bit old and boring?

and the headache just made all the above too much to deal with

creepy: said it before the australia that i know is a bit repressed and playfulness is not the average

most of the time i ignore you or change the subject the above applies

I've never thought you were creepy and honesty is important but I don't your being honest.
If you had said you had a fantasy that included me I would have thought it was funny and nothing more. If it had included anybody else I still would have thought it funny and laughed. If you said you had a fantasy about snow white I would have pisse* myself.

Something is going on that i'm not aware of, we discussed the other day about taking things to far and you said there wasn't a problem. Everything I say is in Jest and I thought you realised that, if I offended you it wasn't intentional. This is just about having a laugh and fun and if you see more than me in this maybe I'll give talking to you a miss. I'm not going to watch what I say for fear on offending you when you know full well i'm not a serious sort of person who wants to talk about star trek and that sort of sh*t.

i have NO strong feelings here, i dont know how i can convince you but its true...you are fun and playful and brighten my day nothing more (well you do get me itchy but thats my imagination not any obession ) i have no intention of talking to you other than here!!!!NONE!!!!!!

you never offend me...never have never will...in the back of my mind is the thought that what we post maybe monitored and we get kicked out...THAT would be humiliating for me (tell me im sad i know but thats me)

having said that this may all be getting too complicated for you so you say goodbye and i will honour that, no exceptions...but i hope that we can forget this and hopefully we can go back to play, given that i created this problem

now thats chewed up the best part of an hour

Did I mention anything about feelings? I also don't recall asking to talk elsewhere! I never mentioned obsession! Jeez, take a chill pill and answer things that are actually talked about. Some place along the line I don't think I was involved in this conversation because your coming out with stuff I wasn't aware of talking about. You turned a bit of fun into something really weird. We were shooting off answers to stupid questions and that was all.

You know, I like having a laugh with you, your funny but if your going to be all weird I can do without it. Messing on here is one way to get through a 12 hour night shift and that is it.

I'm happy to go back to having fun, it's up to you.

apologies my mistake

I was responding to...if you see more than me in this maybe I'll give talking to you a miss...

you are right...i have severely missed what was being asked, gone feral and spoiled things...

time to call it quits