h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How are you doing? Don't talk to me anymore huh?

You wish. How are you, trouble! Did you get over you sore throat enough to enjoy your weak cough...sorry...week off. Double

I'm good, I am over my sore throat!! I had a chest infection after as well, (go on, laugh it up) I'm in a wind up mood tonight so watch out (you have been warned)!!

Not laughing just hoping you enjoyed the week you were looking forward to

I will watch my Ps and Qs and no threats to come over there and give you a good spanking no matter how much you wind me up.

So how ~big~ was the chest infection?

BIG!!!! With my chest what do you expect???

That's what I'm asking.

And did you have to rub Vicks on them?

Yes, had to do it all by myself.... when you want a man they are never around!!

Oh baby i would love to give a hand

always smart to give a job to the person who enjoys it most

so what brought on the wicked mood?

Nothing, just feeling naughty Don't need a reason do I?

never need an excuse to be naughty just thought it might have been brought on by frustration

Frustration??? That's a part of it to!! Being in work limits being able to release the certain frustration.

do you mean an itch you cant scratch or a well deserved rant you cant deliver ?

Its a itch if you know what i mean

well i dont know about the wind-up mood but youre saying all the things i want to hear

Yeah? It'll be you with a itch before long!! Having a certain itch and not being able to scratch it makes me look for other ways to entertain myself which sometimes leads to me being in a piss take mood. It's a vicious circle.

you forget that "itchy" is a constant state for men only ever differs by degree

anyway bring on the whips and chains baby i can take it and please explain this vicious circle sounds interesting

I don't think this is the place to go into detail of my little circle, i'm on break for 15 minutes. I'll catch you in a bit. You can explain the itch you have

Chicken buk-buk

i am absolutely certain i do not need to explain my itch to you you know exactly where to scratch to keep it itching an expert if ever there was

old joke
"Well Mr Fisherman, have they been biting?"
"Yes and I'll be scratching all night!"

Well thank you kind sir

Most welcome, gentle lady.

and you are avoiding the subject