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Helllo
Vacant_Space Posted Nov 10, 2005
One question.....why did I get ditched like a piece of crap?
Helllo
The Mayan Templar Posted Nov 10, 2005
you weren't ditched...I thought you got my email...work was making things tough
I have had a rough week and I deserve a chat with the cutest welsh chick I know...
OK? or do I need to come over there and whip you into submission...
Helllo
The Mayan Templar Posted Nov 10, 2005
consider it done...whips, chains and jolly greens included
How are you?...what's the goss?
Helllo
Vacant_Space Posted Nov 10, 2005
I'm good hun, i've been missing my mate who dumped me all on my own!!!!
No goss really I could say on here, i'll mail you it later.
What's been happening down there?
Helllo
The Mayan Templar Posted Nov 10, 2005
-sigh- 
nice to know I was missed 
not much happening...we're all trundling along nicely...the girls have just come back from a big horsey event in Melbourne with every feed supplement there is.
Cal and I ransacked the local video hire place of every sci-fi and martial arts DVD and Xbox game they had...
How's Leigh?
Helllo
Vacant_Space Posted Nov 10, 2005
He's good, thanks. I did miss you, i'm not ashamed to say so 
He's down tomorrow......can't wait.
Helllo
The Mayan Templar Posted Nov 10, 2005
I'm very happy to be chatting with you again
I missed you, gorgeous
...no one to keep me on the straight and narrow and stop me getting above myself.
So how long does the dress stay on after he arrives?...you two should get a account to pay for fixing all the popped buttons and ruined zips
Helllo
Vacant_Space Posted Nov 11, 2005
Not very long 
I haven't broken any zips yet but there is always a first.
Helllo
The Mayan Templar Posted Nov 11, 2005
Give Leigh a rev-up...he needs to do better...perhaps I could give him a hands-on demonstration of how its done...can he undo a bra one-handed? I've made that a personal area of excellence
Helllo
Vacant_Space Posted Nov 11, 2005
He can indeed....he whips it off before I know what's going on 
Helllo
The Mayan Templar Posted Nov 11, 2005
-sigh- mental image of two brown nose puppies coming out to play
AARRRGGGHHHHH....after weeks of no symptoms the itch is back
Helllo
The Mayan Templar Posted Nov 11, 2005
You winding me up?
the brown nose puppies are your boobs coming out of your bra...and the itch is me getting horny thinking about them....prfft is me blowing raspberries at you for playing cute not knowing what my itch is
if you are winding me up I'm going to have a big sulk and go and do some work 
Helllo
Vacant_Space Posted Nov 11, 2005
I was just messing, I knew what you were saying.....numpty Brown nose puppys indeed
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