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Sneaky Flapjack.
Posted Oct 7, 2006
I got in tonight, and was met by the deicious smell of baking 
Mrs. A has been cooking flapjacks for Jnr.s football tomorrow. Trouble is, she's left me a note saying "These are for Jnr.s football, i've counted them, don't eat any" 
If i'd stolen one, she'd have rumbled it. If i'd cut a bit off one, she'd have seen the difference in size. I could only see two ways out.
1) Eat them all, and pretend she'd dreamed the whole baking episode.
or (and i think this is genius)
2) cut about a centemetre off the end of EVERY flapjack!!!!!!!
I've got 20 centemetres of pilfered flapjack to enjyoy now 
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Avanti Roma
Posted Sep 8, 2006
Well, that's it, the time has come.
After almost a year of waiting, and no end of boring you all to death with it 
, i'm off to historic Rome. Bed time now for an early start tommorrow.
I'll miss you all of course....well, almost all. 
Try to keep the place tidy, clean, and overall FUN til i get back. I'll bring you all a little something back.
Arrivaderchi.......
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Bad news, good news.
Posted Aug 12, 2006
We'll start with the bad eh?
Firstly, i've suspended my MSN account due to what is being called "Persistant malicious interferance" As Tabs has had some bother with it in the past two weeks i thought the best thing was to ditch that account.
Mainly, any messages sent there won't be read (by me at least) But more importantly, anything sent from that account hasn't come from me, so delete or ignore it. I only used it for Hootoo use so obviously it's not too dire, but it does seem there's something a little dark going on somewhere.
I'll contact anyone individually and give my new addy.
But hey, enough gloom. I've managed to get next week off work, and will now be going to sunny(?) Scotland with the rest of the family I'm packing feverishly now. Leaving later this afternoon and will be gone a week, so if you want a wild haggis or a bottle of malt brought back you'll have to get the request in quick.
Sees ya later.
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Obvious things i think other people might be interested in.
Posted Aug 7, 2006
I have recieved reports today, from contacts, that Glenn Miller is still missing.
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Balloon.
Posted Apr 9, 2006
Just a brief note to myself.
I've just been checking one of my old e-mail accounts and was suprised to find i was being offered a drug which was; "Guaranteed to slim your waist and increase the size of your manhood"
This sounds like the pharmacuetical equivalent to getting a long balloon and squeezing it in the middle. I'm off to check if it says it also makes your head swell up.
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