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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

Your Christmas Card: www.irn-bru.co.uk/snowman/

Your smiley - gift: www.eyegas.com/xmas05/

If you don't like 'em send me your address and I'll post you lump of coal.


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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - wow mucho cuel Hope you have a good Christmas smiley - magicsmiley - gift Off myself to parents, and I've not managed to write a single card or buy a single present as yet smiley - dohsmiley - ermsmiley - yikessmiley - run


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Post 3

Steph~ "Yeah, we only want a beat that we can drum to"

I always did hate sprouts.... now I get my revenge!


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Post 4

Moving On

smiley - rofl

Thank yousmiley - hug

Have a great Christmas and a bright new year for yourselfsmiley - kiss


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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

I'll be off to my mum's Friday I think. By which time I should have gotten her a card or made one.


Unleash the fury, Stephanie. UNLEASH THE FURY!


Hello...smiley - hug wishing you the same m'dear.


smiley - mistletoesmiley - smooches for all of you.


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Post 6

Snailrind

smiley - mistletoesmiley - smooch

You're the second one to give me a card full of sprouts. smiley - erm


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Post 7

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

Do you want a lump of coal [well anthracite actually] instead? smiley - smiley


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aka Bel - A87832164

Well, I guess that's better than sprouts - I hate sprouts smiley - yuk

Have a good christmas smiley - smooch


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Post 9

Snailrind

I've already got some anthracite, but thanks anyway.


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Post 10

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

And merry Christams to you too m'dear...


I'm no fan of eating sprouts but I have long found them a source of humour... Barry The Talking Time Sprout/Theophany being the ultimate in sprout related humour.


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Post 11

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

Wishing everyone a bio-hazard [sprout] free new year!


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Post 12

Snailrind

smiley - cheers


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Post 13

aka Bel - A87832164

Guess what: my sister served sprouts with the turkey smiley - yuk Fortubnately, she had red cabbage as well. smiley - puff


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Snailrind

We had no sprouts at all. I was actually disappointed.smiley - silly


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aka Bel - A87832164

My husband was very pleased, he never gets sprouts here - he'd either have to buy and coook (not to mention eat)them himself, or rely on being invited somewhere else. smiley - biggrin


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Post 16

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

doh> I've just realised Christmas was missing a stollen this year... I'll have to see if I can do something about that.


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Post 17

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

I haven't found any stollen. smiley - sadface Nevermind, I've put on enough weight with all the marzipan and cake and chocolate and desert and cream and Irish cream I've been consuming... I may be better off for the lack of a stollen.


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Post 18

zendevil


I've got stollen AND sprouts!!!

The stollen was a smiley - gift from my last visitors, she is originally from East Germany, so i suppose it's a link to home.

The sprouts i've had for ages, now nicely frozen. My next set of visitors are from Belgium, but i've asked them to bring smiley - choc rather than sprouts if they feel like giving me a smiley - gift

I do like sprouts though!smiley - drool

zdt


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Post 19

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

That's right, flagrantly wave your stollen in my face, why don't you?!

Some cheeky monkey stole my face and sent me this disturbing link crossing the line of taste and decency...
http://www.elfyourself.com/?userid=92dee13f6aa7fcf5d8f907eG07011004


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Post 20

Milla, h2g2 Operations

smiley - bigeyes

smiley - towel


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