h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How r things?? I've had a busy couple 'o' months latly and havn't had any time to keep in contact.

Its wet here, shall i at least say stormy. I've just finished my two week half term holiday and now i have to start writing an Essay on the book 'Our Day Out' by Willy Russell for DR.Gill who is actually pretty sound. I've got a chemi test with Wallace and a Geo test with Turner the first day back. In other words i'm buggered.

What u bin up to??

WB

James.

'S OK. I've been hella busy myself. I only got round to retrieving my Yahoo ID the other day, so I've just replied to an e-mail from John that's 1.5 months old

Anyway, we still haven't had any rain . Then again, I don't get half terms, so I guess we're in about the same mood at the moment: bored and tired of school.

I /told/ you you'd like Dr. Gill. He's not as good as my English teacher, who insists on giving me As all the time, but he's still tight (see, I'm picking up the local language and I've only been in the country a few months...)

Wallace, however, is an idiot. I'm having to take Physical Science (3rd Year Chemistry+Physics) again 'cause he didn't teach me lots of stuff that he should have: Transition Metals, energy orbitals, moles (it's a unit of measurement). The US way of doing Science doesn't confuse the hell out of me, unlike the way he did it. Anyway, just revise for the test, and you'll pass. And tell Wallace that I said hi. It should give him nightmares about 110% grades for a while...

I don't even do Geography until 2nd Semester (after Christmas). That's going to be World Geography, which is pretty much the only Geography course in US High School, from what I can see. Therefore, there's no losers like Turner on the pay roll.

Quote from John Ellis:
"Mr Turner brags (a lot) e.g. 'Do you shave Simon? Do you? Well I do and I use CFC free spray (smug look)' & 'Does anybody here know how to skim stones? I can and I can do it 20 times, I bet none of you can do 20 skims. My brother said it was 19 but I think it was 20'"

I've told John to find out what Turner's deep psychological problem is, and to manipulate it. You might want to help him .

Anyway, I've been doing not very much. To be precise, that's:

Taking French 2 with a crazy, drunk teacher and a load of sophomores.

Falling asleep in Health class whilst my 56 yr old born-again-christian teacher talks about aromatherepy all the time.

Imprinting British humor on my English Lit 1 teacher and copying his accent to **** him off.

Getting too much work off my Geometry teacher, whose reputation is exactly that of Mr. Free(d?)mans.

Knowing too much Chemistry to be in my Physical Science class, and therefore acing every test and being assistant teacher.

Using up all my excess energy in PE by running around; playing volleyball, (American) football, soccer and basketball; and talking to my peer group when my PE teacher isn't looking.

Going home, going for 30min walks every day, IMing on the net and doing homew***k.

I think that's about it .

Metaki

So, from what i can make from that reply your enjoying yourself. That quote from John is accurate in every way, he's amazing!!!

Now, as i sit in my lonely office on my final day of freedom, the Sunday before the Monday back contemplating whether or not to f*$k school off completly or to stay due to a sudden outburst of a thing i haven't seen in two months, sunlight.

I really don't know whether or not to bother doing this essay as doc Gill will only say he was messing about the deadline and it can be handed in any time up until the GCSE.

Can you make MSN sometime, i have your new address (THANKS FOR TELLING ME IT, NOT!!!). What time do your classes finish, if i were to come on at 20:00 BST it would be 14:00 SPT or something like that wouldn't it????

WB.

James.

PS, Baxter looks like bob aird, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I thought you'd like it

Anyway, if I was you, I'd do the essay. Of course, you could be like I used to be and utilise time on the bus, breaks, and your other lessons, but it tends to get stressful.

My MSN ID's easy to find, don't see what the problem is. Used to be on my h2g2Personal Space, now it's on my site *shrug*.

Anyway, we still have peak/off peak over here, you know. I'm not allowed online at home until 1900PST (thanks to BST, I only know that's around 0500 your time). MSN isn't allowed at school or the library. In other words, no can do.

Metaki

Well, if you go online late Friday night, ie 23:00 i'll go online Saturaday morning.

That is of course if your allowed online at that time, which i doubt according to all your other restrictions.

I've done that essay, well, 941 words of it anyway, still annother 1059 words to go.

What speed connection do you have there???
Do America OnLine cap you to 38,666kps???/

Well... I could, but I'm normally asleep at 2100

The best thing to do with esssays is do too many words and then cut it down. Easiest way to do that is to use sarcasm .

My net connection's a standard 56k, and the line speed's about the same as it is in the UK, what with the cables being about the same and all.

Oh come on... your kidding... 9 o clock and your in bed, gotta break out of that habbit just once.

Come on... wadda ya say???? huh???
(in a cheesy american accent).

It's good for my stress level, immune system, alertness, and helps make me a 4.0 (A+) student. Therefore, I'm going to bed in 8 minutes .


Metaki

Can you not make an exception just this once, i will be getting up at 5.30 or 6.00 wont i, ON MY SATURDAY MORNING!!!!

Nope, I can't

And stop messing with my bookmark, or I'll set my brother's stupidity on you

Fine then, how about i stay up real late and you come on in the morning or lunch time....

Hows that???

Fine then, how about i stay up real late and you come on in the morning or lunch time....
 


Hows that???

No, because it costs too much to go online on-peak, and I'm not allowed to IM at school or the library...

Haven't I already pointed that out somewhere?

John's taken over England, apparently:
"You do now, I am running England after killing Blair and making a coup with MTS students, looks like you haven't kept in touch with your roots."

Just thought I'd tell you in case he hasn't got around to notifing his subjects yet. Anyway, he gets ****ed off when I quote him

Metaki

I'll tell him you quoted him then shall I???????

Yeah. Tell him I said I hope he's joking.

I assume that the Royal Family isn't surnamed "Ellis" now?

No, the Royal Families surname is now Burrell after that Paul Burrell Dianas butler stole aload of stuff from her, and the queen confessed that she knew about it!!!!

Whats up wit u?

Current philosophical thoughts: The earth is insane.

why robert? explain yourself.. oh yeh and doc Gill flipped on Mark Rawlinson and Ben Roby 2day just for looking at a different page in Oliver Twist to the one we were on

*shrug* "It sounded like a good idea at the time..."

Hope you kept yourself from laughing too hard: JSG's (I think they're his initials) tantrums're pretty funny, what with the repeatedly moving mustache and all (does he still have that?)