h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Afternoon..

Evening. How's the hangover? And, by the sounds of it, your feet?

Don't really have a hangover..sobered right up by the time we gt home ...my feet are just about in one piece though!..its just the rest of me tonight..im all having been left again.. i'll be ok in a few days though..
Bobajob missed you..

Ooh, did Bobajob actually go then? What was he like?

Ah, the 'no sex and no-one to banter with' blues. I've got them too this weekend. Plus, T in the Park's on telly and I couldn't get tickets this year so I'm feeling wistful.

Any gossip from the meet to cheer us up?

I'm sad n girly..its the no s that gets me! at least you know you'll see Andrew this week or whatever..i'm prolly looking at August or something!

No gossip i'm afraid! hardly anyone went this time..there was only maybe about 30 people.. it rained in the park..the oak was a bit dead n then we get kicked out of the cellar at 930 cos there wasn't enough of us to keep it open or some such bullshit! We went upstairs (thats when my flip flop snapped) ,n some were cross that others werent just walking out over the treatment..i spent ages gettin my shoe safety pinnned..n even longer waiting for my guests 2legs launchd into a torrent of abuse at the staff ('the shit i had last wednesday had more courtesy than you lot')
and weed on the doorstep pretty much (i was sat outside with fords at the time) and thenn i got to walk home in one flop in the rain after the safety pin trid to pierce my foot!

Bob's ok,seemed a good laugh and bought me a drink so..

You really should get a PC, then you could do webcam cuddles. Not Dirty Den type cuddles mind, the Sun may be watching you.

Good line. I had a read at the meet thread, seems it wasn't just the lack of numbers and 2legs is getting a bit of a bollocking. Still, at least it wasn't boring! How did you do in the quiz? Got a mousemat for your non-existent mouse?

We didn't bother doing the quiz..just half listened.. yeah there was more to it than numbers..but they were still bang out of order!

Well, they had to live up to their reputation of being the unfriendliest bar in the world didn't they? The only redeeming feature at the Winter meet was a rather attractive barman.

It's kicked off a bit in the meet thread eh?

I've not seen it in the last couple of hours..will go look..

hows your dad now?

He's not bad, seems to think his mother had a vaguely Freudian sexual fixation with him when he was young, but that's honestly not as unlikely as it sounds. I love the smell of Freud in the morning...

Were your guests well behaved over the weekend or is your house in a hell of a state?

Well my front rooms a a bit messy n ive not washed up yet but no they were fine.. B'elana is a lovely guest n welcome back anytime..

Did she have as much trouble with the English accent as I did?

I don't think so..n she doesn't mumble either

Mdmmmbgggrrrgiraffemdmmmpffft.

'kick'

Oouch! Legs like a giraffe - kick like a mule.

I'm going to annoy you now...I'm off to Tyndrum with the toyboy next week for a dirty five-days.

you're evil..
nah hes off n a stag thing next weekend..then his mates wedding the weekend after.. so im prolly looking at at least a month

You should try to get away somewhere for a holiday, even if it's only Brighton or something. Sunset over the sea, ice-cream, lager, stuffing wet sand down his boxers...

I loved the little daytrips we did, but I have to constantly drop hints to make toyboy get off his stoned ass.

I can ask I guess..dunno if he would though..

..have you sen in chalenge theyre wanting someone to do an entry on bill bailey?