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I don't know how helpful I'll be to the Guide but I'll do what I can to be a non-nuisance. That's the best we all wish for, I'm sure.

I guess I should warn you that my interests range from the mainstream to the obscure. Among my obsessions are:
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1) HOCKEY. Yes, I'm a very big fan. My favorite teams in the NHL are the Columbus Blue Jackets, the Detroit Red Wings, the Montreal Canadiens, and whomever is playing the Colorado Avalanche.

2) DOUGLAS ADAMS. That's a given, I'd figure.

3) THE BONZO DOG BAND. Toot toot!

4) DOCTOR WHO. Vworp vworp vworp vworp...Star gazing

5) DISCWORLD. Terry Pratchett is one of my favorite authors and portrays wizards a damn sight better than that Rowling wench.


7) FRANK ZAPPA. Who are the Brain Police, indeed?

I spend most of my time working. When I'm not working, then there's this small group of females who tell me that they are my immediate family. They must be because none of them seem to be on a payroll.

Reading is also a fundamental part of my existence. My favorite authors, besides those listed above, are P. G. Wodehouse, Harlan Ellison, Spike Milligan, Neil Gaiman, Stephen Hawking, Dave Barry, and Kinky Friedman.

I also take time every once in a while to write. This is Douglas Adams and Agatha Christie's fault. They got me interested. A dream of mine is to be able to write so as to support my expensive habits (which includes several rounds of dachshund rugby).

I also maintain my own personal webspace, the Domain of the Gonzo Lager, which shall be going down soon. I'm not sure if it'll be back.
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