h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hello strange chidlerette im on a quest to seek all the fruity flids in the known sky
will you join me?
Its a madhouse, A MADHOUSE!
nee!

luv n bananas chuckie egg

Halloa. I'd just like to ask a few questions:
What are 'fruity flids'
What do you mean when you say 'its a madhouse'
and what does your quest REALLY do?
are you boy/girl?

weell heylo what a lot of questions!
1) Fruity flids are the chewy bits inside non-chewy things
2) Have u never seen planet of the apes? 'its a MADHOUSE' sorry if it is an obscure reference.
3) that would be telling!
4) girl (cant you tell by the way i'm reeking of feminine beauty? )

FREE ADVICE- most of what i say is pure balls

sorry i doubted you.
ps:its kinda hard to tell feminine beauty over the web.

really? i thought my reeking-stench could travel miles to wherever it is that you are (or so ive been told )

i guess you're wrong, unless the stench has not reached me yet. Whearabouts on this particularly dull little planet are you, anyway?and how old are you?