h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You could always try asking them in your interview! You know - when they ask if you have any questions at the end - and you feel really awkward because you can never think of any so you think they must just assume you're not all that interested. Instead of "No - I think you've just about covered everything." - you could try - " Just out of interest, could you tell me what relevance that question has to the job for which I'm applying."!! You may get extra points for inquisitiveness. (Or maybe not........)

Its got to be worth a try they are definitely looking for some sort of reaction. I must admit i usually do fall into the trap of saying no i think you have answered about everything at the end of the interview!
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A little extravagant of you!

Oh well hang the expense it is only virtual champagne

Hey - I actually got someone to notice me and join me up to the Veggie Society!! Perhaps I'm not quite as invisible as I thought.

Congratulations on your joining cannot believe you were invisible, you will neber be invisible to me!!

You're so sweet

Only just noticed neber i ask you!!

I've only just noticed you've got your keepership! (keeperage? What do you call it?) Looks cool.

Yes have keepership in safe keeping(eh?)Dont just want it as a keepsake must have it in safe keeping, have instructions on where it must be kept(thats enough keep jokes, ed)

Are you adopting the spider as your emblem?

Yes wanted to add head lice and field mice as well but no smileys for head lice.
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I wonder why..............

I think they may have been scratching so much from the spiders and the field mice