h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Are we lunching tomorrow dah'ling? Let me know on
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Liam.

Damn,damn,damn. I could have given you a call iif I had founf this in time and if I had then gone home and if when I got home my mobile had not been locked by one of those fiendish two legged gabble speaking creatures that live in front of the television.The question 'who locked the effing phone again' was not picked up by their ultra selective listening devices only later did one squawk..'itwashimhedidithechangedthecode' by that time they had all moved upstairs to snore loudly, walk around at two am looking for the 'toylet' and mutter imprecations in their sleep.
no I am still here waiting for the go ahead to print this report and using the extra time to slip in more images and fiddle endlessly with the font sizes.
i think it will have to Thursday or Friday,now is that any good?

I keep apologising all over the place its getting rather tiring.