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Fear not the boognish

Post 1

Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

Yo ho ho! I'm bored at home feeling awfully poorly. how's are youse doin??


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Post 2

Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

Well that's jolly nice that is. Where's my little red book, you're cards have been well and truly marked. The people's republic frown upon this sort of behaviour. Mmm.


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Post 3

Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

Yes indeed, I have no fear of saying so, you indeed are cards. You're cards so there. Fear not the launa man, 'cos the launa man can.


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Post 4

Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

i'm off work today again, where the dobson are youse?


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Post 5

Great Ceasers Ghost

I'm here, you slack guppy.

Come have lunch with me!

Go on

Wimpster

1.30

Choons


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Post 6

Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme...

Sorry couldn't make lunch but I just discovered that every barcode HAS got 666 0n it.You know how sad houses look when part of it has been demolished, not mine ,baby. I'm gonna be too busy decorating to make lunch for quite a while.


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Post 7

Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

Decorating? That's just a euphemism for bare-knuckle boxing in Zummerzett isn't it? You have a fearsome reputation around Hackney after you beat up a caravan with your bare hands. I heard a gaggle of gypsies mention your name with great trepidation as they spoke of your powers. The fools are running scared, little do they know that they won't be safe in Shepton Mallet of Frome. Aaaaaaaaa hahaha


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Post 8

Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme...

You better believe it baby.Hows the bar? got unisex toilets and a dancing baby where you work too? Steer well clear of Ann Orexia she can be a bugger to shake off. I'm off to a pirate party (under sevens) tonight.Hoxton will seem strangely drab to you now I guess.


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Post 9

Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle

Hoxton? Pah! I'm going to venture into the heart of Hackney to visit some dancehall clubs. I will request that the DJ plays my favourites platters by Capleton and TOK. Though they have to be pure unadulterated homophobia. I will then stand at the bar and appreciate the ensuing bootyshaking that will surround me en masse.


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