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I'm Kristy

Allow me to introduce myself. My name's Kristy, and you're reading this because you want to know all about me. I'll try to make it quick.smiley -

Right now, I'm 18. I'm an Australian girl who's been misplaced by General Electric Medical Systems in Wisconsin, U.S.A. I'm in college and I'm sort of thinking about majoring in psychology.

Tim Tams

The Sutff that I Like

I like writing. I'm not brave enough to try to make a career out of it, but that doesn't stop me from spending most of my time mucking about with words.

I also like tea smiley -

I like swimming, too. And flying, either in airplanes or while I'm asleep. I haven’t yet caught the knack of doing it by myself.smiley -

Family and Cats

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Sometimes cats decide they like me for no apparent reason. My cat is not one of them. I like him anyway, though. His name is Jasper James C-fer Cat.smiley -

I have a mother and a father who are both very nice, as well as a brother who is nice most of the time. I'm the youngest.

Work

I'm a casheir and I'm not in it for the glory. This is how I got my money to buy my car, to pay my insurance, tuition, and whatever else. It's not as bad as working in an Alaskan Fish Plant.




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What I do on H2G2

Musicians Guild Member I'm a MuG, a member of the h2g2 Musicians Guild.


I'm also one of our h2g2 Aussie and New Zealand Researchers


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Spicing Up Your User Page
Feisor's Don't Panic Page
The Guide ML Clinic
The Smiley Page
The Picture Library

Amusing and time wasting links

  • Illumina Online RPG
  • Swirve Games
  • Popcap Games
  • So you wanna...
  • HHGG Infocom Adventure Game
  • Legend of the Red Dragon Online
  • Other Places You Should Go

  • The Hunger Site
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    Bored Yet?

    smiley - Bored man at a computer

    Why not have a drink?

    An alien drinking cocktails The best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. The effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

    How to make a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

    Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit

    Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V

    Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).

    Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia

    Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic.

    Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.

    Sprinkle Zamphour.

    Add an olive.

    Drink...but...very carefully...

    Have a Snack... Maybe watch some T.V.

    Popcorn

    Hey, I don't need to tell you how to have fun.

    Ladies in a bath

    If all else fails, you can always read the stuff in my journal

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