h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hi Gardener....welcome to h2g2..i'm emmily..one of the many..ACEs'..(Assistant Community Editors)..we're here to offer you a warm welcome..advice & links to help you find you way around..you already seem to be finding your way around....hope you find these links helpful..
if you have not already found them..our welcome page..@ A53146 ..&..our tour..@ A317459 are worth visiting..
loads of these smileys to choose from..@ A155909
the slang used here can be a bit confusing..h2jargon explains al..@ A632431
you can customise your space using what is available through h2g2..i've not finished this..it gives an idea of what's available..@ A768594
2 ACEs' have created hints & links for new researchers..Feisors'..@ A719840 ..&..Rocket Mans'..@ A725500
like most communities..we have clubs & societies..find out about these..@ A660340
hope you enjy your time here....

emmily

RE:welcome Gardener.
My peas are turning yellow already. If yours are still green,all I can say is that I'm very sorry for British weather. My face is,therefore, either sallow or mellow all conducive to the fact that i'm the botched wretched fellow.

My peas are green..no matter what the weather or time of year..as for my face..oh..erm..uh..pass....
how you doing?..finding your way around ok?..

Emmily

Hi emmily,sort of browsed Community activities and got to now Oldpinkdog, a capital fellow-keeps his pub,says it is nice to observe people when they are sloppy,and writes a book of his own. How should I use these emoticons ,by the bye?Certanly not that wise e.g., , they are never turned into smileys in my computer.

Hi Gardener..Your ok then..you found your way to an important place..a pub....typical male....head straight for the pub..do you prefer....or....hope your enjoying yourself..sorry..i'm not sure what your asking about the smileys..

Emmily