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hi hunni
ExpatChick Posted Sep 8, 2003
i have a cold, too much work to do, and i am sexually frustrated.
how about you?
hi hunni
essexstud Posted Sep 8, 2003
im ok have a cold 2 not enough work 2 do but i would love 2 cure ur sexual frustaiton for u lol mwah
hi hunni
essexstud Posted Sep 16, 2003
hi hun u know u could always ump on a plane lol ask that roman person whos just bought chelsea fc im sure u could fly in his jet lol mwahhhhh
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ExpatChick Posted Sep 16, 2003
darling, if i had that kind of access to roman abramovich, why the hell would i bother with you? he is one of the world's richest men, and pretty cute too :D
hi hunni
essexstud Posted Sep 17, 2003
u cheeky cow lol ive met him hes a ent guy to talkto him u wouldnt think he was that rich i.ll put a word in 4 u if u like in the mean time can i be the e to fulfil all u fantasies lmao mwahhhh
hi hunni
ExpatChick Posted Sep 21, 2003
sorry, but even my most torrid fantasies usually involve someone who is at least semi-literate, and not overly fond of abbreviations like "lmao", which i think indicate entirely too much time spent in front of a computer.
hi hunni
essexstud Posted Sep 22, 2003
oi u cheeky cow u lucky u live so far away or i would come and slap ur cute arse lol
hi hunni
ExpatChick Posted Sep 23, 2003
no, my darling, 'tis you who are lucky that you are much too far away for me to practice my tae'kwon-do skills upon your person....
hi hunni
ExpatChick Posted Oct 7, 2003
well, no. tae'kwon-do involves strength (from me) and pain (for you). it's the yoga i also study that allows me to attain exotic positions of the sort to which you refer :P
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