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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Aug 2, 2006
I once played Davey Crockett. 
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 2, 2006
where you king of the wild frountier?
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Aug 2, 2006
I certainly tried to be. In my genuine synthetic plastic racoon (minus the 'ra') skin hat.
Being only about 4' 3" tall, I don't think I was very believeable though.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 2, 2006
synthetic plastic racoon
oh dear 
reminds me of the long lost syntheic rodent 
never to return
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Aug 2, 2006
I'll have you know that a synthetic plastic racoon can put up one heck of a fight. Vicious li'l varmints, they are.
Ummmm, where did you last see your little synthetic rodent? Maybe we could begin some form of a hunt for it? 
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 2, 2006
He is not little, and he is the preist of the Church of the Holy Tail
but he went on a sabatical and noones seen him since
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Aug 2, 2006
Isn't a sabatical one of those funny boats with two hulls? Maybe he's just washed up on some tropical island, populated by lots of adoring and adulating synthetic plastic peasants? And very, very happy.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 2, 2006
thought that was a catamerange
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Batty_ACE Posted Aug 2, 2006
I miss the rodent too!!!! Michele may still be in touch with him.. til then he can be found at plasticsquirrel.co.uk
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 2, 2006
He has a website? 
does he have a catamerange too?
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Aug 2, 2006
I thought a catermerange was the stuff that goes on a lemon pie, ... after the 
hairs have been gently extracted.
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Aug 2, 2006
Oh dear, I done did send them all running 
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Batty_ACE Posted Aug 2, 2006
something about the thought of fuzzy lemon pies did it I believe..
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Aug 2, 2006
I can make some very nice apple pies though. Completely and totally of no interest to any fur-bearing (or genuine synthetic plastic) house-mates.
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Aug 2, 2006
Nick and I know EVERYTHING comes with hair
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Evangeline Posted Aug 2, 2006
Only hair? I usually get a nose poked in most things. I'll grant you, she hasn't stuck a paw in my 
, yet.
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Aug 2, 2006
We have mastered ways and means of disguising those unique 'dimples' in stuff. 
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Evangeline Posted Aug 2, 2006
Condiments?
Honestly, the current 
isn't that bad about 'sampling' except yogurt, ice cream and 
.
I had a Siamese that insisted on sharing peanut butter, too.
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