h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'pokes the oddly coloured thing'

*kicks it*

I do choose to chew blue goo sir and I do plan to do so sir.

My trump card in the alabaster v. goo wars!!!!

i bet you choose Goo because it is undeniaby aesthetically pleasing.
and you enjoy basking in the knowledge that our founder, Mr Douglas Adams used Goo.
and i bet more people use Goo so your choice could be labelled 'peer pressure'

but i look for practicallity and ease of reference, so hence i choose Alabaster

quite simple really


and stop kicking and poking my sick face

Goo is just the nicest to look at..Alabaster hurts my eyes ...n goo was the 2nd easiest to use for dibiboxes before plain was made..we could get to a whole 70 posts with a thread in goo!


Bet youd never though youd find your trump card drunk n reading dr seuss did you?

Not really peer pressure. It's just aesthetically pleasing. I thought most people used alabastar actually.

Which is ugly and hurts the eyes. And is only useful if you want your boss to think you're doing work.

Id've thought most use the hideous Brunel now

why dont we have a truce n bring down Brunel instead?

I don't mind Brunel. The features make up for it's looks.

i cant stay in it long enough to try the features ...box just explodes

ive got a lovely strawberry sponge pudding n i cant find my tin opener

It's a poltergeist!
Bent on stopping you from having nice puddings!

well its not fair cos i want it ..NOW!!

gonna go n one off a neighbour

If that fails repeated stabbing with a knife often succeed.

Neaerest neighbours not in i cant be arsed going upstairs

I'll have some oven chips instead

... chips.

We had chips

what did you have with them?