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shouldve just had the garlic.. i had a £%5 lunchtime secial the other day..shouldve been a medium pizza,garlic breadn a coke..but they sent me a large by mistake

you get deliveries for £5, that's amazing

think i'll have a nice healthy meal tonight...chinese sounds good

Yeah.. the minmum charge is £6 if its not a special though. you not got a go-go's near you?

i ran out of gas n missed the shop so ive having a microwave cheeseburger..a big one

no, no Go's Go's round this way. just the usual, Dominoes, Perfect Pizza (yeah right), Herbies (called Herpies since we were about 13) and another one i can't remember

then we got all the Pizzerias and countless other Eateries in that giant Restaurant known as Reigate

i like them microwave burgers. Kathryn hates em but she hasn't learnt the secret of them yet...don't expect them to taste like they are described

Very true..bet she doesnt like pot noodle either

Hows long it from croydon to reigate on the train? and whats worth doing? I;m having 2nd thoughts about taking Candice to the black sheep bar

it's only about 20mins if that. and if you wanna go for a meal then Reigate is the place to go it's full of bloody restaurants i'm surprised there aren't as many fat goyts walking the streets round here, but then we do have the infamous 'Workout Zone' that once you are a member of you have to sweat blood for 2 hours a day or get charged for it.

then we have the lovely Reigate bars, so stuffed you sweat more than you drink and if that doesn't quite finish you off, just a taxi ride away is smoggy Redhill. currently undergoing a multi-million pound makeover which consists of a central water feature that will be running urine yello by the ed of it's first month and a few new trees to break up the new paving they are going to lay in Redhill you can visit the most English Irish pub you'll ever see, O'Neills, what a craic!
or you could go for the gloriously cheap weatherspoons option of the Sun, but ask for I.D before you try and snog anyone, i've had some close calls in there let me tell you
needless to say you could visit the local Bar Brawl destination which is commonly known as 'The Dog and Duck', full of local piss'eds and i very much doubt you'll want to snog any of them, not before you've got your beer goggles on anyway
oh, and don't forget the Embassy, how could anybody forget the Embassy

We won't be going for a meal though will we..I only get one enormous birthday pissup a year im not gonna waste time eating! ..perhaps we could stick to croydon then.. n i'll have floor space for everyone, you wont..not any id put any of my friens on anyway

I won't be snogging anyone im spoken for and a good girl

spoken for, perhaps

good girl, never

what gives that idea?

Oh c'mon theres hardly gonna be anyone drunk enough to wanna snog me anyway!