h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's true. But it's good for you.

If you say so.


Sweet girls are very nice too, though. I can't make up my mind which I prefer.

ack! what have you done indeed?

i now have the same problem!

Go for personality and shared interests until your kinks actually matter to you.

Fair enough.

A person without a few kinks is like a seive without holes.

I don't really care for that comparisson. A sieve without holes is useless, a person without kinks in just dull.

i think it'd be better to say they're like a cheese souffle without cheese.

dull.

Hmmm, yeah, that's a good one.

I don't know. I mean it might have something more interesting in than cheese.
I mean. If someone put down some food in front of me and said "this is a cheese souffle. Without cheese." I'd be like whoah. What a weird and cool comment.

But if we gave you someone and said: 'this guy has no kinks at all'

You'd try to find some, or not?

Naturally.

I had a friend who was a robot fetishist. He liked machines having sex with women.

I really, really don't want to know.

I was only answering your question. He claimed to have no kinks you see.

oh god, horrible images of internet pop-up-ads re emerge in my brain, i know what horror you speak of

Thank the Moose I don't...

Look it up. It's quite a varied kink.
People can be into anything from having sex with people painted silver and acting like androids, to having sex with their microwave.

I don't think I will look it up, 's not really my thing.

*pokes Andre for lack of a reply*

*remembers sarcasm posting a picture of a girl with a toaster between her thighs and screaming: "TOASTER POOOOOOOOOORN!"*