h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*puts on the helmet*






*rents a large ferocious dog*

mmm, i would have rented something in the direction of a herd of elephants, or wild bengal tigers, but i guess this will do for now.

Can I borrow your cat? If I had to choose between facing a herd of elephants and that monster, I know what I'd choose!

nono, knowing indifference, my cat might just meow at her frightened, and run off.

Just because YOU'RE frightened of Indifference doesn't mean your cat is.

heh heh heh.
no, beleive me.

He'd run like hell.

Or try to bite her hed off, like he does with me.

no, you see, you're missing a vital point.
He knows he needs not fear you.
You're much too nice.

He does nothing to me because of a healthy respect.
He knows he can't win from me.

Upon only glancing at Indifference, he will realise there is no winning, and will high tail to the nearest corner of the room, praying to the cat-god Bastet for protecgtion.

I think I should tell your little pussy who's boss some time.

that sounds wrong...



so wrong...

Don't it half.

So very... very wrong.

whahaha
Have you been lurking all the time or something?

Wouldn't surprise me the least.

*raises eyebrows and shakes head emphatically*

Ralph raph ralph ralph ralphy ralph ralph. Have you ever known me to be a lurker?

Yep.

*holds up a picture of injured innocence and points to it*

This... This... right. This is me.

*shakes head sadly*

I *told* you to be carefull in the woods! You know I but a bear-trap there!

the bear trap is nothing.

You should see what happens when he shows up and notices he's caught something.

I saw a bear walking crooked for weeks