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Baaaa Sheep in the sauna
egon Posted Mar 18, 2004
you's have to be a fairly pillock-worthy chap to be that carekless with the family jewels!
Baaaa Sheep in the sauna
dasilva Posted Mar 18, 2004
This is why you now have to take towels into public saunas with you, so they don't get sued 
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Mar 18, 2004
Stoppppit!! 
*mental images will not go away*
Baaaa Sheep in the sauna
Z Posted Mar 18, 2004
Sorry for the Shakespearian debate.
I'll just slope off and be serious 
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dasilva Posted Mar 18, 2004
Well, if I can ever extract myself from this sauna's slatted wooden bench I'll bring "Throne of Blood" round for you - it's not _that_ gory, really well done, quite spooky in fact and we can watch it with subtitles so A can listen in Japanese
Tell him I'll ask my 
buddies at work to see who they recommend!
Baaaa Sheep in the sauna
Odo Posted Mar 18, 2004
Would anyone want to admit that they'd been stupid enough to try experimenting in a sauna, they'd be laughed out of court.
Z - no problem, it makes a nice change actually. My journals are normally full of very 
rubbish.
Baaaa Sheep in the sauna
egon Posted Mar 18, 2004
Do not denigrate the silly rubbish!
Yes your honour, I did position my penis between the wooden slats, at wehich point it became jammed, very hot, and there was blistering
JUDGE: I'm sorry, you positioned your penis where!?!?!?
Baaaa Sheep in the sauna
dasilva Posted Mar 18, 2004
He wasn't experimenting! He was just sat in the sauna! 
Baaaa Sheep in the sauna
Z Posted Mar 18, 2004
Odo I know - you're on my friends list but I usually get scared and unsubscribe!
dS good idea about Throne of Blood - and it'll be a while before things get sorted for A because he needs to get a added to his provisional license as he got his at just the wrong time.
Baaaa Sheep in the sauna
dasilva Posted Mar 18, 2004
I'll explain - he went in, cold, naked, sat on the wooden slats, his two small round objects were small because he was cold.
It being a suana it was hot and full of steam.
The two small round objects drop and swell somewhat in an attempt to maintain a constant internal temperature...by which time they are through the slats and too big to be pulled back through.
Tugging in a panic just made them swell more...
That was his story, anyway
Baaaa Sheep in the sauna
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 18, 2004
About the jacuzzi: The guy was probably lonely. And the police and firemen had to come rescue the guy, wich was probably embarresing as it was an outdoor jacuzzi.
Baaaa Sheep in the sauna
egon Posted Mar 18, 2004
Like I said, one should be far more careful with the family jewels than that.
Baaaa Sheep in the sauna
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 18, 2004
Really painfull.
Baaaa Sheep in the sauna
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 18, 2004
I really hope such does not happen to me.
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Odo Posted Mar 18, 2004
to daSilva
Just remember you 
and all should be well Ralph.
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Mar 18, 2004
Have we frightened away?...I hope not! 
Egon you are as mad as the rest of us!!
Ralphie baby...welcome back 
dS was it something I said?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 18, 2004
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