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Post 1

3 Of 8: Currently lurking. <?> <BORG>

Hello there BuffySquirrel smiley - biggrin

I was just nosing around, checking out who was online, and I thought that I would stop by and say hello smiley - smiley and welcome smiley - smiley to the site

I hope that you're finding your way around OK, and that you're making yourself at home smiley - smiley

Seeing how you know all the jokes there are to know about 'nuts' I don't suppose you can tell them to me, I don't know any smiley - silly

Well that's it really smiley - biggrin

Have fun and enjoy!
smiley - cheers


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Post 2

BuffySquirrel

Hi there

Squirrels are not noted for their honesty.

However, here's a nut joke.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts
are about 3 to 4 pounds and deer nuts are under a buck.

One day I will be able to get an emoticon to work.

Buffy


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Post 3

3 Of 8: Currently lurking. <?> <BORG>

Morning Buffy smiley - biggrin

smiley - laugh The joke's an oldie, but goody

What do you mean you'll get an emoticon to work? Work how smiley - winkeye
What in particular seems to be the problem? Let me know and I'll see if I can help smiley - smiley


have fun and enjoy!
smiley - cheers


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Post 4

BuffySquirrel

I suppose what I mean is squirrels have very short memories.

By the time they get back to the message page they've forgotten what they need to type in to get the emoticon they want.

Buffy

PS Sorry who are you again?


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Post 5

BuffySquirrel

Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, "Oh, look! A nut!" The second squirrel jumped on it and said, "It’s my nut!"

The first squirrel said, "That’s not fair! I saw it first!"

"Well, you may have seen it, but I have it," argued the second.

At that point, a lawyer squirrel came up and said, "You shouldn’t quarrel. Let me resolve this dispute." The two squirrels nodded, and the lawyer squirrel said, "Now, give me the nut." He broke the nut in half, and handed half to each squirrel, saying, "See? It was foolish of you to fight. Now the dispute is resolved."

Then he reached over and said, "And for my fee, I’ll take the meat."

See how dumb some of us squirrels are?

And now ... look Buffy's been practising ... have a smiley - tea on me!

Buffy


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Post 6

Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing

Hooray! More Squirrels! That's what we need round here, brighten the place up no end. Hi there by the way. smiley - cheers


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Post 7

BuffySquirrel

Hi Plasticsmiley - biggrin

How's the novel coming?

More squirrels? More squirrels! Squirrels rule!

Buffy


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Post 8

Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing

How knoweth you of the Novel? smiley - erm


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Post 9

BuffySquirrel

I could make some reference to the psychic powers of squirrels. smiley - biggrin

However, the truth is mundane. I followed you back to your Synthetic Drey, went from thence to your home page, and there discovered a mention of the Novel.

Reality's dull ain't it?


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Post 10

Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing

Yeah, I didn't even realise I'd mentioned it there, honestly, the things you forget you've done...smiley - smiley


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