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3 Of 8: Currently lurking. <?> <BORG> Started conversation Apr 12, 2002
Hello there BuffySquirrel
I was just nosing around, checking out who was online, and I thought that I would stop by and say hello and welcome to the site
I hope that you're finding your way around OK, and that you're making yourself at home
Seeing how you know all the jokes there are to know about 'nuts' I don't suppose you can tell them to me, I don't know any
Well that's it really
Have fun and enjoy!
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BuffySquirrel Posted Apr 12, 2002
Hi there
Squirrels are not noted for their honesty.
However, here's a nut joke.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts
are about 3 to 4 pounds and deer nuts are under a buck.
One day I will be able to get an emoticon to work.
Buffy
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3 Of 8: Currently lurking. <?> <BORG> Posted Apr 13, 2002
Morning Buffy
The joke's an oldie, but goody
What do you mean you'll get an emoticon to work? Work how
What in particular seems to be the problem? Let me know and I'll see if I can help
have fun and enjoy!
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BuffySquirrel Posted Apr 13, 2002
I suppose what I mean is squirrels have very short memories.
By the time they get back to the message page they've forgotten what they need to type in to get the emoticon they want.
Buffy
PS Sorry who are you again?
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BuffySquirrel Posted Apr 15, 2002
Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, "Oh, look! A nut!" The second squirrel jumped on it and said, "It’s my nut!"
The first squirrel said, "That’s not fair! I saw it first!"
"Well, you may have seen it, but I have it," argued the second.
At that point, a lawyer squirrel came up and said, "You shouldn’t quarrel. Let me resolve this dispute." The two squirrels nodded, and the lawyer squirrel said, "Now, give me the nut." He broke the nut in half, and handed half to each squirrel, saying, "See? It was foolish of you to fight. Now the dispute is resolved."
Then he reached over and said, "And for my fee, I’ll take the meat."
See how dumb some of us squirrels are?
And now ... look Buffy's been practising ... have a on me!
Buffy
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Apr 16, 2002
Hooray! More Squirrels! That's what we need round here, brighten the place up no end. Hi there by the way.
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BuffySquirrel Posted Apr 17, 2002
I could make some reference to the psychic powers of squirrels.
However, the truth is mundane. I followed you back to your Synthetic Drey, went from thence to your home page, and there discovered a mention of the Novel.
Reality's dull ain't it?
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- 1: 3 Of 8: Currently lurking. <?> <BORG> (Apr 12, 2002)
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- 3: 3 Of 8: Currently lurking. <?> <BORG> (Apr 13, 2002)
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- 5: BuffySquirrel (Apr 15, 2002)
- 6: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Apr 16, 2002)
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- 8: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Apr 17, 2002)
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